Subject: [fanfic] Comming Attractions
From: Matthew Trotter
Date: 3/12/1996, 1:40 PM
To: Fanfic ML

I'm too tired to download this to spell check it.  If anyone likes it,
I'll hack on it later . .. if not, oh well... hope you like it.  Feel 
free to C&C, I need all the help I can get . . .

Matthew Trotter, looking for a copy of Visual Macross++
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                        Sleep Deprivation Incorporated
                                     and
                             The VM Suicide Cult
                                   Present
 
                            A Matthew Trotter Fanfic

                                   PREVIEWS 
                                      OF 
                              COMMING ATTRACTIONS


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<Picture a jet black void.  A screaming expanse of nothing.  Vacuume.  
Absolute, untainted nothingness.  Picture a movie theater with the lights off>
<voice over> This summer, the makers of last years hit movie Blind Date 
             will take you on a voyage to the edge of your immagination.  
<Specs of light appear dancing in the void.  Shimmering like bits of 
tin foil on a cheep black backdrop.  You get the idea they are suposed to 
be stars.>
<voice over> Spamco International brings you Macross++.  All new 
             actors, all new anime.  You've never experianced Macross like 
             this before!
<a shape comes hurtling out of the void.  It looks like a badly painted 
model of the Macross wth the Yamato as one arm and Kirin's ship for the 
other.>
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<Bridge of the Macross showing Kei and Yuri standing at the stations of 
Lisa Haze and Claudia Grant.>
[Kei] Claudia!  Did you hear what that stupid punk Hunter said?!
[Yuri] Serves you right you cradle robber.  It figures the only boyfriend 
       a bloated cow like you could get would be an underaged twistoid.  
       Now me, I get to fall for that hunk Roy Folker.
<View screen crackles to life showing Buaku in a fighter plane>
[Buaku] Hey baby.
[Yuri] IEEEEEEEE!
[Kei] <laughing> Have fun in your big love sceene
[Buaku] Hey Hunter!  You oughta take a look at who you just called a 
        bungmunch
<Screen immage splits to show Bevis in a fighter cockpit>
[Butthead] Whoa, she's like, a babe.  Do I get to nail her?
-----------cut sceene---------------
<Bridge of the Zentradi flag ship showing Darth Vader standing at 
Breetie's post, with Alf off to his left.>
[Alf] Commander, the micronians are escapeing.  Shall we go get a cat.
<Darth stares at Alf>
[Alf] What?  I haven't had a cat since they canceled my show.
[Darth] You must be starved.
[Alf] Oh, now that was low.
[Darth] We shall crush these rebbles
[Alf] Your suposed to call them micronians
[Darth] We will crush these micronian rebbles
[Alf] Are you sure you shouldn't be Khyron?
[Darth] The part was taken
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<Bridge of Khyron's ship showing Ace Ventura in the captin's chair.>
[Ace] <flips on ship wide intercom> Stardate 123.546.789 we have . . . 
      encountered a . . . strange . . .new life form . . . it showed 
      hostility when provoked . . . now . . . we must . . .kill it.  Its 
      time  . . . to use . . . the . . . standby plan . . . reckless all 
      out attack . . . most of you . . . will probably die . . . but it will 
      be . . . for my . . greater good.  Khyron  . . . out.
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<Bridge of Azonia's Flagship, B-ko is sitting in the Captain's chair 
talking to C-ko.>
[B-ko] But Myria, you can not seriously with to become micronised!
[C-ko] Myria wants to find the micronian!
[B-ko] But you'd be nearly helpless if you were that small!
[C-ko] Myria wants to go!
[B-ko] I forbid it.  Its a dumb idea, and a lame plot device.
[C-ko] BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[B-ko] Now there Myria, theres no need to cry . . .
-----------cut sceene---------------
<Breetie's command bridge, Elmer Fudd is on screen>
[Darth] Lord Dolza, the micronian's are singing at us again.
[Elmer] You have to be vewy vewy carefuw when hunting micwoninans
[Alf] Oh man, the Alpo commercials were better than this.
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<Bridge of the Macross, Ryoga Hibiki is dressed up in a captain's uniform>
[Ryoga] Commader Haze, where are we?
[Kei] How the hell would I know?  Your the one who said we should fold 
      blindly!  You tell me!
[Yuri] You'll have to forgive her Captain Gloval, she's lusting for that 
       sexy new piolate, Rick Hunter.
[Kei] You better watch you mouth Claudia, 'cause I'm gonna put my fist 
      through it . . .
[Ryoga] uh . . . 
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         A VMSC and Spamco International production
   Created by Matthew Trotter & a shit load of real authors
    Produced by The Rummormonger Press for the hell of it
        Director we don't need no steenking director
         Sound track by a room full of crying kids
                  Spelling by Huked On Fonix
                     All parking reserved
                      Donations accepted
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<Music studio, Priss is in a fluffy little party dress.  She is holding a 
lyric sheet and looking like she's going to kill someone.>
[Priss] My Boyfriend Is A Piolate?  Who wrote this crap?!?!?!?