I'm too tired to download this to spell check it. If anyone likes it,
I'll hack on it later . .. if not, oh well... hope you like it. Feel
free to C&C, I need all the help I can get . . .
Matthew Trotter, looking for a copy of Visual Macross++
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Sleep Deprivation Incorporated
and
The VM Suicide Cult
Present
A Matthew Trotter Fanfic
PREVIEWS
OF
COMMING ATTRACTIONS
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<Picture a jet black void. A screaming expanse of nothing. Vacuume.
Absolute, untainted nothingness. Picture a movie theater with the lights off>
<voice over> This summer, the makers of last years hit movie Blind Date
will take you on a voyage to the edge of your immagination.
<Specs of light appear dancing in the void. Shimmering like bits of
tin foil on a cheep black backdrop. You get the idea they are suposed to
be stars.>
<voice over> Spamco International brings you Macross++. All new
actors, all new anime. You've never experianced Macross like
this before!
<a shape comes hurtling out of the void. It looks like a badly painted
model of the Macross wth the Yamato as one arm and Kirin's ship for the
other.>
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<Bridge of the Macross showing Kei and Yuri standing at the stations of
Lisa Haze and Claudia Grant.>
[Kei] Claudia! Did you hear what that stupid punk Hunter said?!
[Yuri] Serves you right you cradle robber. It figures the only boyfriend
a bloated cow like you could get would be an underaged twistoid.
Now me, I get to fall for that hunk Roy Folker.
<View screen crackles to life showing Buaku in a fighter plane>
[Buaku] Hey baby.
[Yuri] IEEEEEEEE!
[Kei] <laughing> Have fun in your big love sceene
[Buaku] Hey Hunter! You oughta take a look at who you just called a
bungmunch
<Screen immage splits to show Bevis in a fighter cockpit>
[Butthead] Whoa, she's like, a babe. Do I get to nail her?
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<Bridge of the Zentradi flag ship showing Darth Vader standing at
Breetie's post, with Alf off to his left.>
[Alf] Commander, the micronians are escapeing. Shall we go get a cat.
<Darth stares at Alf>
[Alf] What? I haven't had a cat since they canceled my show.
[Darth] You must be starved.
[Alf] Oh, now that was low.
[Darth] We shall crush these rebbles
[Alf] Your suposed to call them micronians
[Darth] We will crush these micronian rebbles
[Alf] Are you sure you shouldn't be Khyron?
[Darth] The part was taken
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<Bridge of Khyron's ship showing Ace Ventura in the captin's chair.>
[Ace] <flips on ship wide intercom> Stardate 123.546.789 we have . . .
encountered a . . . strange . . .new life form . . . it showed
hostility when provoked . . . now . . . we must . . .kill it. Its
time . . . to use . . . the . . . standby plan . . . reckless all
out attack . . . most of you . . . will probably die . . . but it will
be . . . for my . . greater good. Khyron . . . out.
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<Bridge of Azonia's Flagship, B-ko is sitting in the Captain's chair
talking to C-ko.>
[B-ko] But Myria, you can not seriously with to become micronised!
[C-ko] Myria wants to find the micronian!
[B-ko] But you'd be nearly helpless if you were that small!
[C-ko] Myria wants to go!
[B-ko] I forbid it. Its a dumb idea, and a lame plot device.
[C-ko] BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[B-ko] Now there Myria, theres no need to cry . . .
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<Breetie's command bridge, Elmer Fudd is on screen>
[Darth] Lord Dolza, the micronian's are singing at us again.
[Elmer] You have to be vewy vewy carefuw when hunting micwoninans
[Alf] Oh man, the Alpo commercials were better than this.
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<Bridge of the Macross, Ryoga Hibiki is dressed up in a captain's uniform>
[Ryoga] Commader Haze, where are we?
[Kei] How the hell would I know? Your the one who said we should fold
blindly! You tell me!
[Yuri] You'll have to forgive her Captain Gloval, she's lusting for that
sexy new piolate, Rick Hunter.
[Kei] You better watch you mouth Claudia, 'cause I'm gonna put my fist
through it . . .
[Ryoga] uh . . .
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A VMSC and Spamco International production
Created by Matthew Trotter & a shit load of real authors
Produced by The Rummormonger Press for the hell of it
Director we don't need no steenking director
Sound track by a room full of crying kids
Spelling by Huked On Fonix
All parking reserved
Donations accepted
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<Music studio, Priss is in a fluffy little party dress. She is holding a
lyric sheet and looking like she's going to kill someone.>
[Priss] My Boyfriend Is A Piolate? Who wrote this crap?!?!?!?