I sent this GAG file to Monsieur Biles via personal e-mail as a JOKE, but he
apparently thought it was real, and sent a reply back to the ML...  I'm
posting it NOW, so that everyone will be able to get the joke. ^_^  The
title was the one that I thought should be used for the next ep of the
"Great Anime Crossover from Hell", but Erin Mills v. 2.0, my cowriter, came
up with a far more descriptive one...  I couldn't let a good joke go to
waste, though... *grin*


-Christopher Willmore

Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 16:33:18 -0500
To: ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu
From: Christopher Wilmore <4cw6@qlink.queensu.ca>
Subject: [Fanfic] Polka of the Planets: Moon the Earth!

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THE GREAT ANIME CROSSOVER FROM HELL, PART IV:
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Polka of the Planets: Moon the Earth!

by Christopher "It took BILE to write this..." Willmore

Preliminary notes:
This is the ALPHA version of the story.  C&C and DETAILED
flames are very much appreciated.

I REALLY, REALLY apologize (in advance, even!) for that scene
between Makoto and the hentai armadillo...
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       It was hard being an armadillo.  Scratch that. Of
course it was hard. I mean, those armoured shells are pretty
tough.  OK.  It was DIFFICULT being an armadillo, especially
when you were a hentai one. Hey! It wasn't like it was Ataru's
fault that he'd fallen into 'Spring of Drowned Armadillo', and
had then gotten doused with water from that funky-named
permanent-curse bucket!  Bucket... Heh... Right now he wished he'd
KICKED the bucket.  Lum had left 'im, and the only females
interested in a half-foot tall armoured beast were other 
armadillos... *sigh*

ERROR: UNEXPECTED END OF FILE
DECODING ABORTED
RETRY? (y/n)

-Christopher Willmore
 4th Acolyte of Ryouga - 'Ghoul Killer'
 Founding Member C.A.S.K.E.T.
		 A.R.S.E.
 Ratiko@ManyMUCKs