Would "The Princess 1/2" be a good title?

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        I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had thinking it up. The 
basic idea of transmogrifying _The Princess Bride_ came to me last night, 
and it wouldn't leave my head all day.  Well, now it's out, and hopefully I 
can get back to homework.
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     I first read this about ten days ago.  Within the first two seconds it 
was obvious what you were trying to do. A half-second after that I was 
ROFTL.

     At 3 a.m. I was checking the movie channels we have at work when to my 
suprise "The Princess Bride" came on. Throughout the whole movie I couldn't 
stop thinking of the 'fic. Then I read the 'fic again. My smile was even 
bigger than the first time.

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     Oh, and all you Ukyou fans, I'm sorry, but there wasn't space for 
everyone's favorite okonomiyaki chef.
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  Shampoo, wondering what the ruckus outside was all about, prowled through 
the castle halls.  She ran into Mousse.  "Stupid boy go away," she told him.
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     You might have them run into each other in the kitchen. It would be in 
keeping with the humor of the rest of the 'fic.



               Fozzy "Your tax dollars at work." Bear
               (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)
               (fozzy@radix.net)