TO: John Walter Biles, the Ph.D wannabe

Why would he propose to her during class?  Because it's romantic, that's why.
And it shows a great presence of mind to be able to admit your feelings
in front of a whole lot of people.

Foxtrot the FUrryous
...I'd like to be proposed to in front of a lot of people;
that way, there are a lot of witnesses if he gets cold feet...