On Thu, 7 Mar 1996, Calla wrote:

Jody: So, has anyone tried to e-mail me yet?
WW: Why bother?  I'll bet you wouldn't even read it.
Jody: That's jody@tendo-dojo.ranma.net.  And yes I would!

Very well then:

Dear Jody,

   My name is Calla - you may remember me from the recent war.  Just 
after the war, I married Macken, the man I've been in love with for 
almost six years.  Things went very well at first.  However, recently he 
has become obsessed with his training.  He spends hours each day outside, 
atacking training dummies and slicing through trees.  
   He won't admit it, but I think he may be afraid of another sig war.  
I know that having Psychowolf still around, even a milder version, is doing 
nothing for his nerves, even though Macken hasn't said anything.
   How can I get him to open up a bit and talk to me?  He's been so quiet 
lately, and that worries me.

                                      Thanks for your help, 
                                      Calla Torand 

	Gosh!  Married recently and he's bored!?!  What the matter with 
THAT guy?  I think I might know. . .
	PW:  <Nerves shot because I'm still here?  It's nice to know that 
I still have SOME effect on people.  Keeps me. . .entertained.>
	N: You both need lives.  Badly.  But that's okay, because Calla 
is coming to kill you both.
	PW:  <No.  I don't think she'd do that at all.>
	He's right.  Calla's mental health as applied to nine-foot 
werewolves isn't the most stable right now.  She won't come near this place.
	*WHIIIIIIZZZZZZ-THUNK!!*
	But. . .her arrows might.  Duck!

                                      Ryoga Hibiki
                       Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan

	PW:  <Strike at ME, will you?  Die, witch!>
	RH:  Put that blaster down!
	*BOOM!*
	RH:  My TV. . .