On Wed, 6 Mar 1996, Andy Skuse wrote:

Dear Jody,

It's me again. The charming, good looking, poker playing panda bear. I recently met--okay, well I saw her from a distance--a woman who I think would be perfect for me. Her name is Virgo, I think, and she's quite a card
handler from what I could see. She was very confident and cool, and seemed to be totally sure of herself. I don't know much about her except that she hangs around in a band (I don't know what instrument she plays) with
some guy name Robma as their manager. The problem is, I don't know how to approach her. Usually I'm very confident around women, but this one makes
me VERY nervous. What should I do?

Your friend,

Panda

(The sound of Robma's facefault is quite audible as she goes crashing 
into the ground.  She picks herself up)
How?  I try so hard to keep this from occurring and now it's happened!  
The keyboard playing, greatest martial artiast of the Band, keep watching 
her hands and the poker cards vanish just to reappear somewhere else VIRGO
is now the item of attraction to Panda!  This creates one heck of a 
sticky situation since she would do nothing to hurt Panda's feelings and 
yet is caught in a biazarre love-triangle(Wait!  Rumiko makes four), um, 
rectangle...  Whoa!  I need a drink...

	Robma "Like I said, I just make them.  I claim no responsiblity 
		for their actions..." Orick

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