On Wed, 6 Mar 1996, Andy Skuse wrote:

Dear Jody,

It's me again. The charming, good looking, poker playing panda bear. I recently met--okay, well I saw her from a distance--a woman who I think would be perfect for me. Her name is Virgo, I think, and she's quite a card
handler from what I could see. She was very confident and cool, and seemed to be totally sure of herself. I don't know much about her except that she hangs around in a band (I don't know what instrument she plays) with
some guy name Robma as their manager. The problem is, I don't know how to approach her. Usually I'm very confident around women, but this one makes
me VERY nervous. What should I do?

Ah....  Well, I know her.  And I know she pines for another.  However, 
it's on hold right now, so go for it.  

Can you cheat at poker?  If you can, when you deal, slip her a card that 
asks her out.  ^_-


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????: You're insane.