At 02:03 PM 06/3/96 -0500, Damon wrote:

Excerpts from mail.fanfic: 6-Mar-96 [FanFic] Dear Jody by Andy
Skuse@execulink.com 

Dear Jody,
It's me again. The charming, good looking, poker playing panda bear. I
recently met--okay, well I saw her from a distance--a woman who I think
would be perfect for me. Her name is Virgo, I think, and she's quite a
card handler from what I could see. She was very confident and cool, and
seemed to be totally sure of herself. I don't know much about her except
that she hangs around in a band (I don't know what instrument she >>plays) with some guy name Robma as their manager. The problem is, I >>don't know how to approach her. Usually I'm very confident around >>women, but this one makes me VERY nervous. What should I do?
Your friend, Panda

You seem to be going after a few different women, Panda.  Maybe it would
help if you stuck to just one.  *grin*
Considering who else you've been chasing after, naturally I'd have to
suggest sticking with Virgo...  ;)

Naturally ;) But due to our species relatively low population, a panda has to play the field to find the one compatible mate that will most likely create strong healthy offspring who can survive in the wild. We take our relationships very seriously. [Panda scratches his head] Maybe that's why there's so few of us ;)

Panda

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