On Wed, 6 Mar 1996, Jody Zodiac wrote:

On Fri, 1 Mar 1996, Cindy Crawford wrote:

Hi Jody! How's the Wolfman?<g>

Cool as ever.

[...] Say- do you know where a lonely supermodel like me could meet a
charming, good-looking, fur-covered, poker-playing, 6'-7", 450 lb., hunk
anyway? The men I meet are all these chiselled features types. Boring! I
need a real animal in my life! How 'bout it? Any suggestions? 

Nope, I don't know a single one.  Besides...  pandas remind me of 
Saotome-san.


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WW: Twice!
Jody: ???

	Well, perhaps I could be of some assistance.  Greetings.  My name 
is Ryoga Hibiki, Wielder of the Bladed Belt and Friend of P-Chan.  Those 
of you on the Ranma ML know me and know what I'm about.  As for the rest 
of you. . .well, you'll find out.  Anyway, I'm not one to turn a deaf ear 
to calls of distress, and I caught this one.  You see, I have this 
guest.  He's not very welcome, but my author Nathan says I'm stuck with 
him.  Here's the background:
	His name is Psychowolf.  He's 9' in height and about 850 
lbs. of solid power and predatory destruction.  He's a megalomaniacal 
warlord and intra-universal creature that seeks only to destroy this 
universe and replace it with one of his own, in revenge for what we did 
to his universe by accident.  On the Ranma ML, he helped start, then took 
over, the infamous Sig Wars, and almost destroyed us all before we 
tricked him.  He later showed up again and tried to waste us, but we 
whupped him again.  But since he's disgustingly powerful and immortal, 
he's still here.  Nathan and I hope to start rehabilitating the portion 
of him we have here (he's been separated into three parts, but that's 
another story) and get him to quit trying to kill us.  He's well-spoken, 
has manners, and has brains, but he's just got this murderous vendetta 
that keeps getting in the way of him getting along with others.  Our hope 
is that we can convince him that living in this universe isn't so bad.
	Anyway, if you like animals and evil, soulless killers, this is 
your guy.  Just a suggestion.

                                         Ryoga Hibiki
                         Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                   title                group affil.

	P.S.- While I'm not a member of the Church of Ryoga (they said I 
was too militant), neither do I look for wars or anything.  I've been on 
the Ranma ML long enough to know that spam will cost you more than your 
appetite and that flames burn.  Hi, Rob!! ^_^

	N:  Nice intro.  Good storytelling.  Way too long.
	RH:  Everyone's a critic.
	PW:  <I'm not a soulless killer, you plebian.  I'm merely. . .
good at what I do.>
	RH:  You stuck me in a torture chamber with Barney and Xenia 
Onatopp for four days!  You're a vindictive monster!
	PW:  <Don't hate me cause I'm cute, Mr. Hibiki.>
	N:  You two need help.  Badly.
	PW:  <And no, I am not related to White Wolf.  He's not even my 
species.> 
	RH:  You're the only one of your species LEFT!!  Who cares!?!
	PW:  <I'm charming, good-looking, and furry.  But I prefer spades 
to poker.>
	N:  Wait until after your fur turns black again, then start doing 
the dating service stuff, okay?