Er... Ryoga?  I don't really want to be here for long, but one of my .sig 
characters wanted to talk to you....  He can be quite persuasive at times 
(he had me trapped in my own .sig file for about a week, and was 
answering my mail), so I decided I'd better let him have his way...  Oh, 
yes... I believe you already know him...

-Christopher Willmore
A.R.S.E. (Anti Ranma Saotome Enclave)
C.A.S.K.E.T. (Collective Alliance of Shampoo Killers - Essential Training)
4th Acolyte of Ryouga - 'Ghoul Killer'

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Ratiko: [Waving to Ryoga] Hiya, great-gramps!  Welcome to the fanfic ML!

[Silence]

Kim: Er... Rat? He's listening.  You've got his attention.  Go on.
Ratiko: That's all I wanted to say.
Kim: You put Chris through all that misery just for THAT?
Ratiko: [shrugs] It's his own darn fault for giving me this personality...

[In another corner of the .sig file]

Lepi Kodachi Demie: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
[Childra Jansen pauses from sharpening her machete to look at the head of the
Church of Kodachi, then gets back to work.]
Cytherea: [To Childra] Why are you sharpening your machete?
Childra: [Starts to sweat, and hides the weapon.] Machete? What Machete?
LKD: [Singing from 'Les Mis'...] One more day 'til revolution...

Ranma-spirit: Chris? I think we're in trouble...