On Thu, 29 Feb 1996, Jody Zodiac wrote:

Is this thing on?  Testing!  1  2  3.

Oh good!  You're all here.  WW finally got around to making my account.
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WW: THIS IS SPAM!!!!
Jody: Sorry.  Couldn't resist.

The rest of the Band(facefault): ROB!!!!!

Oh great!  Now they all want one!  Thanks a lot, Jody!  You're more 
	trouble now than when you use to be the bad girl!

Jody: Who says I'm not still the bad girl?

	Robma "...That's it!  I'm making a Top 10 list of how to tick off 
		Jody..." Orick

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10. Ask her to sing "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?"<Whap!>
9.  Type her name as Jodi.<Double Whap!>
8.  Ask her how old she was when she first got that "tingly" feeling. 
	<Triple Whap!>
7.  Ask her how long it took for her to stop talking like Shampoo. 
	<Chinese Whap!>
6.  Call her "Kawaikune, Irogekana!" <Pause... Check translation guide... 
	WHAP!> 
5.  Tell her that Rumiko gets more fan mail... <Letter Whap!>
4.  Use her for a night light! <Whap of Darkness!>
3.  Get her to stand over one of those air vents. <Embarrassed Whap!>
2.  Ask her if she still nosebleeds at the sight of a handsome male physique.
	<Really embarrassed Whap!>
And the number one way to tick off Jody Zodiac of the AGM Band...
1.  Call her by her real name, Aquarius Zodiak! <MEGATON WHAP!!!!!!>

Jody(furious): Now you see why I changed my name?