On Fri, 1 Mar 1996, Cindy Crawford wrote:

Hi Jody! How's the Wolfman?<g>

Just got back from a photo shoot in Bermuda and am I ever wiped! It
just seems like I never have enough time to do the things I really want
to do. You know, go out shopping for new clothes, go to nice restaurants,
meet a nice guy<g> Say-  do you know where a lonely supermodel like me
could meet a charming, good-looking, fur-covered, poker-playing, 

6'-7", 450 lb., hunk anyway? The men I meet are all these chiselled 
features types.

Boring! I need a real animal in my life! How 'bout it? Any suggestions?

Cindy Crawford

Hi! I couldn't help overhearing. I'm a 6'7", 450 lb. polar bear, 
currently starring in the new Canadian two-dollar coin. It's a bad deal, 
though, so I think I'll split. Silver linings are highly overrated.

Twoonie the Bear

( To any non-Canadians: This probably makes no sense, sorry ^_^ )