On Tue, 27 Feb 1996, Travis Butler wrote:

From:        Neoculture, aubry.thonon@qed.qld.gov.au

<Wraith materialises>  Just another day in the...  The...  <double take>

WHAT IS GOING ON??  <realisation sets in>  Oh.  <Pulls chaise-longue from 
pocket and settles down>  Please, carry on.

Stepping out from a conveinent door, Kergma turns to close it behind him 
when he notices a wolf and a female doing.... ummm .... 'Hi guys... I'll 
just let you get on with that'.  Noticing a furry creature scratching his 
head while looking between the wolf and lady, and a rather large book, he 
holds out his hands to catch the video camera dropping out of thin air 
which he then tosses to the gopher.  'Here - just watch it later'.

Avoiding the various piles of .... people.... in... the... just *how* are
you doing that mylady?.... Kergma evantually spies a comfortable sofa and
jumps towards it.  Of course, avoiding a red-head and a horde of crazed
males was never an issue. 

Does a notebook and a German accent go with that? Or a glass of lemonade? 
;>

Consulting a notebook, he looks up 'Aah - you must be the Wraith.  
Enjoying the show so far?'

In the meagre clear space in front of the sofa, a small table drops into 
place, as a jug and a few glasses rise into position.  'Lemonade?'

--The Professor, wondering if he's *ever* going to be able to fit into 
this thread...

Behind the Professor, a lab bench with attachments ( pillow, straps, whips 
etc ) shimmers into reality.

'Ve my guest Prof, experiiment all vu want.  I'm quite sure that there 
are some unattached female entities on this list who would be glad to 
participate in your experiments' says Kergma as he lounges on the sofa 
dressed in a fashionable black waistcoat and matching trousers.  

'Anything else vu want, just ask.  Unfortunately, german accents aren't 
my forte so you'll have to make do.'

..Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.

'Cats?  I can do cats.  Just give me a moment to shift.'
Kergma thinks about the previous statement for a bit... 'Make that, I can 
take the shape of cats, not, as some (? all?) of the surrounding hentafied 
people will say, 'do' cats.'

                                  ~~~~
                The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

Kergma: Hey - I just wanted to see whats going on.
Robma: yeah right.  Your just jealous of my .sigs
Kergma: .. ummm... so sue me. ;)