On Wed, 28 Feb 1996, Gregory D. Matyola wrote:

[Shampoo scribed the following...]

On Tue, 27 Feb 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

Joyce, Shampoo, (and the other wonderful ladies on the FFML...) would you be
so kind as to help Jody find a wedding dress?

<Shampoo rummages through some trunks at the Nekohanten>
Hmmm...nooo...
Hmmmm...uh-uh...
Hmmmm...not!
AHA!
Shampoo have beauuuuutiful Chinese wedding dress right here! Was for her 
wedding to Ranma, but Shampoo must get rid of Akane first...you can 
borrow in meantime!^_^

Ooooh. I aggree. Now can I volunteer as the leader of the Cult of 
Akari-kamichan (seeing as the priestess of the CoR is busy ^_-) to do
the honors? Jody-chan? Shiro-sama?

Jody(looking in the mirror and turning around): Dress is beautiful.
Zodiak(in the doorway): Don't talk like Shampoo, it's embarrassing...
Jody(throws her bouquet at Zodiak): Quiet, brother!  Can't you be happy 
	for me, just once?
Zodiak(catching the bouquet and handing it back): Who's says I'm not 
	happy for you?  You make a beautiful bride, Jody... (Jody blushes)  But 
	you've only known him for a short time...
Jody: You got married when you were 15!
Zodiak: I didn't know about the "defeat her, marry her" law of the Amazons... 
	(Takes her hand) Does he make you happy, or is it the drugs talking? 
	(she pulls away her hand and hides her face) I'm not trying to make 
	you miserable, I just need to know...
Jody: You've never forgiven me, have you, brother?
Zodiak: You atoned for your crimes to me.  All that's left is what you did to 
	Allegra and that's your responsibility...  Guilt trips aren't my 
	style... ;)
Jody: Liar.
Zodiak(tosses a small ornamented box to her): Here.
Jody(catches it and opens it): What is this? (brings out a ruby brooch 
	with AZ inscribed inside)
Zodiak: Mom wanted you to have it when you got old enough. (Jody just 
	looks at the jewelery cupped in her hands) I can't tell you what 
	to do with your life, sister, but, please... (Jody looks up) get 
	to know him before you start planning the wedding... (Jody just 
	ponders his words) Jody? (Jody looks up again) May I have the 
	honor of giving you away when you do marry?
Jody(hugging her brother): Okay, but don't even think about making me 
	change my name back to "Aquarius Zodiak", Scorpio...
Zodiak(mock anger): Damn...  You're good.  ^_^
Jody: Mess with the best, die like the rest! ^_-

	Robma "Of course this happens near the end of this Hentai madness" 
		Orick

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Virgo: What a strange family...
Rumiko: And we're trying to marry into it... (holds out her hand to Virgo)
	May the best woman win.
Virgo(taking her hand and shaking it): Thanks, I will. ^_^ (Rumiko just 
	smiles)
(Musica with the accordian)
Allegra: "When the Moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie...  That's 
	amore!"
Robma: My sigs are nuts...  Oh well!  If I can't beat them, join them!