[Snip!]

*slam*
[door slams shut]

KC: ...ryouga-sama...

Ryouga: ...*AIIEEEE*

*splash* 
[A splash is heard]

KC: ooh!  Ryouga-sama - you ARE an animal!

P-Chan : BWEE!?!

HG: heheheh

*ROTFL!!*

Kun-chan does a number of hot and cold water experiments on Ryouga, in
the closet. All of them too illegal to write on the ML due to a lot
of your ML readers being American.

P-chan: Bweeeeeee!

Ryouga: Aaaah! Ku...Kun-chan!!!!

P-chan: Bukiiiiiiii!!!!

Ryouga: OohHhhhhhhHHHHhhh!

Kun-chan: Ohohohohoho! Mmm...!

Kun-chan...

[Somewhere in here, Robma gets dragged into this... But that's irrelevant for
  Akari]

A horrified girl with pigtails listens to all of this...

Akari points at the door, her eyes ablaze with firey hatred.
Akari: Katsunichi-san.... Charge.

This, of course, sends the now terrified pig into the closet, knocking the door 
down and away... Akari kicks the cold water over onto Ryouga, and takes him out 
of the closet, walking away somewhere where the two of them can be alone.

Akari: And you're going to be a good little piggie, nee? *sweet smile*
P-chan: [Dazed and Confused] Bkwiii? @_@
Katsunichi-san walks slowly after them, covering their retreat.

-- Greg.
-- Cult of the High Goddess Akari, the pig trainer. ^_^;