[Outside the Kunoichi closet, Childra pouts.]

Childra: If Rat's great-grandpapa's going to be locked up in a closet with
some female hentai, I'd rather that hentai was ME! [Sighs, and looks bored.]
NOW, what am I supposed to do? It's not like I can go back, and Ratiko's
left... Looks like Kun-chan will be hogging pig-boy to herself all day.
night.  whatever...
[A kawaii animated lightbulb appears over her head.] Oh, Chris...

[Chris Willmore looks up from his Calculus.]

Chris: Huh?

Childra: [Bats her eyelids and sings in a saccharin-sweet soprano...] "Oh,
leave me not to PINE, alone and desolate..."

Chris: [Raises an eyebrow...] I don't.  You know I only ever use Eudora to
extract the messages you're in.

Childra: [Rather angry.] That's NOT what I meant!

[To Kunoichi: Please note that only Childra is using caps.]

Chris: Then what...

Childra: Is tat your Calc homework?

Chris: Yes. I have a midterm to...

Childra: [Interrupts by walking up to her creator and stroking him
seductively...] Don't tell me you've forgotten all about that OTHER problem
set...

Chris: What other...

Childra: You know...  When you had to learn INTEGRATION... [Chris begins to
sweat.] Integration by PARTS... [Chris gets a nosebleed...]

Chris: Uh...  I think we'll be... Ending this message here for now...  Maybe...

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Cytherea: Ewww!  That's SICK! Sleeping with your FATHER!

Kim: Chris isn't our father, he's our writer.

Cytherea: Same diff.  Anyways, she's sleeping with the boss.

Ranma-spirit: Chris? SLEEPING with someone?  Heck, he barely gets to sleep
ALONE, as is... That poor sop will NEVER...

Kim: QUIET, BAKA!  HE'S LISTENING!

Cytherea: Er... Kim?  He's writing this, too.

Kim: [Blushing] Oh, yeah.  I forgot. [Points at a figure that has just
appeared on the horizon.] Who's THAT?

Ranma-spirit: [Strains his eyes] Looks like a super-deformed version of
Kunoichi... [The figure approaches.]

Figure: Hello!

Cytherea: And you are...  [The newcomer takes a glass of water and pours it
over herself.  Instant racoon.]

Figure: Parody Character #1, 'Coon-chan', at your service.

Ranma-spirit: Oh, brother...

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