On Tue, 27 Feb 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

As Robma is fleeing away from the scene of the crime, a suction cup crossbow
bolt nails her in the back of the head.  Tied to the bolt is a message.

It reads :

	Hi!  Robma!

		Don't look now, but turn around.

	Gopher

	P.S. Where's Allegra-chan?

Running as fast has her little legs will carry her, she glances over her
shoulder.  Behind her is the entire male population of Furikan High School
chasing after her shouting something about dates, and weddings, and hentai
type things.  Images of Akane's past situation pops into her head.

Robma:  EEK!

She passes Furinkan High School (at high speed) and notices a sign:

LUNCH TO DAY: CHIEF'S SURPRISE + WITH SECRET SPICES ADDED.
	
Of course, the sweat really starts to fall from Robma at this point.

(Robma realises she running out of road.  To continue she has to go 
	through the hentai mob behind her.)

Robma(thinking): If I do it, it will take that much longer to become a 
	guy again.  If I don't, the entire male population of Furinkan High 
	will get me...  It wouldn't be so bad if it was the female 
	population... (outloud) I have to do it!! (jumps up and puts her 
	hands out towards the crowd and runs at them.  The energy sphere 
	forms in her hands) MOKO TAKABISHA!!!! (a channel of students go 
	flying as she runs through the mob.)  I HATE BEING CURSE WITH 
	RANMA-CHAN'S BODY!!!!

(She's getting tired and needs to rest.)

Robma: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!  That's it!  I'm gonna hide in the closet with 
	Kun-chan! (just realised how perverted that idea is but doesn't care)
	RYOGA!!  Move to the side!! (dives for the closet)

	Robma "Hi, Kun-chan!  This closet is bigger that I thought it 
		was" Orick

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(Insert people in the closet jokes here...)