The Young Man stops, somehow evading Mari (not wanting to hit her 
(umm...him....umm....whatever) and taps Robma on the shoulder. "Excuse 
me, you haven't seen a *pulls out a piece of paper* "withered old ghoul" 
around, have you?   Apparently, her name's  Cologne....(he pauses as he 
sees Mari's shadow loom behind him.) Uhh..gotta go....." "AAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Mari:Come here, handsome!! 
YM: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Get AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Robma(standing there like an idiot): Cologne?  Okay, I won't ask... 
	(yelling to the running figure) TAKE A LEFT, A RIGHT, GO PAST THE 
	PARK, AND IT'S THE SECOND BUILDING TO YOUR RIGHT!!  NEKOHANTEN!!!
	YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YM:(while running) (taking notes and muttering) OK. Left, right, past the 
park, second building on the right....now...about Mari....guess there's 
nothing left for me to do but this...."Hey Mari!!! Look!!! It's Ben 
Kosse!!!"  Mari stops, considers for a sec, then runs off 
shouting "Kosse-sama!!!!" and sounding remarkably like Kodachi.

	Robma "Time to flee before a really hentai person finds me in my 
		female form" Orick

The young man stops, exhausted.  "Really hentai person? <piku piku> Anooo...
Kun-chan, grab your Ryouga-sama and see what you can do for Robma here, 'k?
Gotta go...." He heads off for the Nekohanten.  A few blocks away, Robma 
hears the sound of a young man being pounded by twelve people with 
pipes(tm).

     Ben: "OHMY GOD SHE'S HERE TOO! runawayrunawayrunawayrunaway!" (tm)
     <dashes into a closet, and turns on a flashlight>
     Ben: <piku><long-drawnout-pause (tm)><piku> "Have we met before?"
     ***[before anyone can answer, and as a direct result of the ultra
     hentai passion spice and the spray]*** "Never mind. Did anyone tell
     you how beautiful you are?"

Robma(making a list of people to stay away from): Hmmm... I hope I don't 
	run into anyone on this list... How long does this stuff last?

<evil grin> Why, Robma, I thought you knew....it lasts as long as there's 
a spark of the hentai nature in your blood. :)

     Unfortunately, it also creates said spark. Oh boy, we're in for it now.

Obligitory disclaimer for the humor impaired bigots out there:
(note, the characterized me is flirting with Romba only as a result of the
passion spice impeding memory and judgement. Under normal circumstances,
this wouldn't happen...)
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
Homepage for programming and anime. (http://www.rit.edu/~bmk7411)
Biggest BGC otaku on the RIT campus (especially Priss).
Anime, RPG's, computers, poetry (read/write), music (listen/compose).
Author of the Bubblegum Crisis theme pack