Subject: Re: Comments and Commentary on Passion Spice ... ?
From: Benjamin M Kosse
Date: 2/26/1996, 1:58 AM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

Any errors are the result of VI!
Kun-chan hears someone calling her, but continues running, "I can't stop
now! Got to get to Ryouga-kamisama before B-ko does! Maybe you can help
me and you can have B-ko!!"
She keeps on running...
YM: Uhhh.....sure....but which one is B-ko?  The one in 
the....combat...bikini? The Young Man reaches for something to nosebleed 
into as he spots B-ko, but the pill seems to turn off that section of his 
brain. "B-ko, BABY!!!! Come'ere, and lets have some fun!" :)
  B-ko seems about to respond when she is suddenly pushed aside by a
hentified Mari, who makes a beeline for the young man.  B-ko comes to her
senses and flies off to the Victory Party, leaving the young man for Mari to
handle.
"Err.....you're not B-ko....excuse me....I must find B-ko..."  The young 
man does a baseball slide between Mari's legs, gets up, and continues 
chasing B-ko. 
(Mari is B-ko's big, muscular henchwoman, in case you're not aware.  She
makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Pee Wee Herman.)
(Unfortunately for the characters involved, I am aware  :)
    Ben: "JODY! JODY!" (pant, pant) "JODY! I finally lost WW!"
    looks up at Mari.
    Ben: "AAAHHHHHH! Runawayrunawayrunawayrunawayrunawayrunaway!"

    Jody and WW (who are very happy right now, thank you) see a blazing
    red shape pass by.
    WW: "MPRPH!" <looks up> "What was that?"
    Jody: "Don't DO THAT!"
    WW <looking back at Jody>: "WHAT?" <very confused at this moment>
    [major hentai action starts, and I'm not describing it...]

    Ben: "runawayrunawayrunawayrunaway!"
    <thump>
    Ben: "Oh... Hi Kun-chan.... "

    [that was my 2:00 am humor addition for the day!]