Chris: [Glaring at Ratiko]  Rat; that wasn't funny.

Ratiko: What? [Grinning, and hiding a pen behind his back.]

Chris: Rat, you REALLY shouldn't have changed the recipient address.  Bad
things happen to fictional characters that upset their creators.

Ratiko: Come on?  How bad is it to let the whole ML know that you're trying
to impersonate ME on some Canadian MUCK?

Chris: Rat, how would you like your bat form to bump into Azusa?

Ratiko: [Pales] You wouldn't...

Chris: Better yet.  I gave Kodachi her own church, why not let Azusa have
HER sect? Think of it... Dozens of mindless girls, all reaching out and
trying to give you a kawaii French name.

Ratiko: [Sweating visibly.] Look... Chris... I'm sorry... We can negotiate....

Chris: Props! [A hand pops out of the nth dimension and hands Chris a glass
of water.] Thank you.

[Chris splashes the water on Ratiko.  Instant bat.]

Ratiko: Squeak!

Chris: [Grabs the bat, and holds it up.]  Ok, girls!  Come and get it!

[From an adjacent window, dozens of girls with curly hair and ice skates
storm into Eudora.]

About 300 Azusa wannabes: [In unison] Marivonne!

Ratiko: SQUEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!

Chris: [To assorted sig characters] Let that be a warning...  I have ways of
dealing with recalcitrant creations...  [Best Kodachi imitation]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Christopher Willmore

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Childra: Was all that really necessary?

Kim [spirit form]: Don't worry.  He'll enjoy it.  Considering Rat's track
record, it's the only way he'll ever get cuddled by a girl...

Ranma: More or less like the situation with you sharing my body, ne? [Winks]
THAT'S the only way a tomboy like YOU will ever get close to a BOY...

Kim: Ranma NO BAKA! [Lunges through Ranma.]

Ranma: [To Childra] You'd think she'd learn after three episodes... [Childra
shrugs.]

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