On Sat, 24 Feb 1996, Caroline Seawright wrote:

A young man steps out of nowhere, looks around and sees (er, senses) 
Zodiak zip by, and looks up in time to see Rumiko and Virgo run him 
over.  After peeling himself off the pavement he shouts after Zodiak:
Hey!!! You need help????
When he gets no reply from the speeding Zodiak, he shrugs and says "Oh 
well, hope he's having fun."  Then he wanders off, saying to himself 
"gotta find Cologne...gotta find Cologne..." 

I don't wanna know...I don't wanna know...I don't wanna know...

Kun-chan, on her way to beat B-ko to Ryouga, yells, "Guess he's got a
thing for older women!"

The man, still wandering, hears this and shouts "HEY! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!"

 Soun:"When he's a boy, she just wants him.  When he's a woman, she wants 
       him dead."
Ranma:"...salad sandwich, and soup bread.  Wait. Soup bread doesn't exist."  
Akane:"Pile up enough dust and you've got a mountain, right?"
"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF SHAMPOO!!! *SLAM*" -Mousse, in full kick-ass mode
"Only the supremely wise and the ignorant do not alter." -Confucius
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