On Mon, 12 Feb 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

The problem with you people - you take puns for granite.  Once you corner
your quarry, you have to rock them to sleep or just stone them with such
puns.  If you really want to send them to the slab, just find a good,
concrete idea and avalanche them.  Remember, tho, that you are not to blame
asphalt lies with he/she who started the whole mess.

Man, I guess we really esker-ed for it.  Aren't we a bunch of moraines?  I'm
feeling really graveled by that last bunch.

Suddenly...I...have...a...headache.................<*splat!*>

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