Super Cat Girl Nuku Nuku 

			Just Another Night on the Town 

			By Richard Beaubien

Kyusaku Natsume was angry, very angry. His android, no his daughter had 
destroyed another city block in a sensless fight with Eimi. At first 
he burshed off these act's of destruction thinking that Nuku Nuku would 
out grow them when she became comfortable being human. That was 
four months and about fifty city blocks ago and Kyusaku couldn't handle 
it anymore. "Nuku , you have to start acting more human. You just can't 
go around doing thing's like this. Nuku Nuku?!? Atsuko-chan would you 
listen to me!!" Kyusaku screamed at his cat android daughter.

Nuku Nuku was looking away from Papa-san. She really hated it when she 
made him angry, but she didn't know what she could do. 'Wait a minute,' 
Nuku Nuku thought, 'He want's me to be more human'. So Nuku Nuku sat there,
ignoring Kyusaku's tirade, thinking of way's to be more human. Ten minutes 
later she gave up and started to read a magazine. She began to look at the 
pictures in the magazine, pictures showing couples togther having a good 
time. Nuku Nuku started to think. She finally had a way to become more human ,
just like Papa-san wanted 

*****

"WHAT !?!" Yuki yelled at her fellow waitress in amazment. "You want to find a 
boyfriend Nuku Nuku?!" 

"Hai !Nuku Nuku want's to find her perfect guy..."

Yuki looked at her fellow worker, her friend actually, in shock . For 
as long as she knew Nuku Nuku she never thought of her as the type of girl 
who looked for boys. In fact Nuku Nuku often completly ignored boys . She   
never did pay any attention to the constant flirting she received (of course 
the attention was usually from hentai maniac's ....). "Why are you looking 
for a boy friend Nuku Nuku ? " 

Nuku Nuku pondered the question for awhile. She couldn't say the real reason 
for her looking for a boyfriend because she would have to admit she was a cat.
Yuki was a close friend, but she couldn't tell her that. So Nuku Nuku 
decided to lie. "I'm just looking for my perfect guy !!Nuku Nuku has to start 
looking sometime !!"

Yuki just sighed, "Boy's !!! There all scum. They all look like Sho, the 
guy who dumped me becuase I worked too much. Or they look like Ryo, the guy who 
thought I played too much Hockey!!! Or Yuta, that hentai otaku..." Yuki 
continued to list her former boyfirend's for the next two hours. Nuku 
Nuku had a big bead of sweat on her forehead. She was looking for a way 
to escape, but couldn't find one . 

In the corner the five young men who overheard the conversation between 
Nuku Nuku and Yuki could barely hold back their excitment. Nuku Nuku, their 
goddess, was actually looking for a boyfriend. Naturally (in the five guy's 
mind's) they would be the perfect candiate's to be Ms. Nuku Nuku's boyfriend. 
They just had to decided which one of them would be the one to go out with 
their goddess. So in calm, logical fashion, they started to decide which 
one of them would date Ms. Nuku Nuku. After about fifteen minutes of logical 
fighting, the leader of these young men decided to speak up. "Enough!!"

The young men stoped fighting as their leader started to speak. "There is 
enough of our goddess for all of us to enjoy ...And we must first win her 
heart !!Until then we must work togther!!!"

"Hai!!" the group of fine young *hentai* men yelled as if it was a battle 
cry. Then they began to laugh an evil laugh. The god's had blessed them on 
this day. Soon, very soon, Nuku Nuku would be theirs!

*****

It was dinner time at the Natsume apartment. Kyusaku looked over to his 
daughter with a look of concern. Nuku Nuku didn't say a word to him all day, 
and he wondered if he hurt her feeling's when he yelled at her a few day's ago. 
Kyusaku really didn't want to hurt Nuku Nuku's feeling's, but he had to do 
something to get her attention. After all, Kyusaku was Nuku Nuku's father, and 
he had to do thing's like scold her. He looked at Nuku Nuku again, hoping that 
she wouldn't hate him for scodling her. 

Nuku Nuku, however, was thinking of ways to make Papa-san's dream come true. She
would become more human for him, and the way to do that was to find a boyfriend.
Nuku Nuku looked over to Papa-san and made a solmon vow to herself, she would 
find a boyfriend and she will become more human. Nuku Nuku started to laugh, 
she was on her way to becoming more human. Now she just needed to find a boy...
Which posed another problem for Nuku Nuku, how would she know who is Mr. Right?
Nuku Nuku started to frown, she was defeated before she had even started. But 
she couldn't give up, she had to do this for Papa-san. And she knew of one 
personthat could help her....

*****

It was morning in Nerima, and Yuki was walking to school with Nuku Nuku.
Nuku Nuku knew that Yuki would be able to help her find a boyfriend, so she 
decided to ask her the question. "Yuki, what should I look for in a guy?"

Yuki nearly fell down when she heard the question. "What?! Your looking 
for a boyfriend and you don't even know what type of guy your intrested in ?" 

"Yeah..."

Yuki mearly sighed. She really liked Nuku Nuku, but sometime's she could be 
a bit naive. She hoped Nuku Nuku wouldn't have some guy take advantge of her. 
"Nuku Nuku, you don't look for stuff in a guy..."

"You don't?" a perplexed Nuku Nuku asked. 

"No...You just soemtime's find the guy you want to be with. You'll know when 
you see the guy you really like. It was the same with me when I saw Mamoru, 
the guy who dumped for some fourteen year old ditz !!" Yuki suddenly dropped 
the friendly tone and became very angry. Nuku Nuku nerviously laughed, she 
needed to find a way out of here. 

But she couldn't leave, Yuki had a firm grip around her waist. Even though she 
had the strength of an android, she just couldn't break Yuki's hold of her. So
she decided to ignore Yuki's tirade, and concentrate on what Yuki said before 
became she temporairly insane. 'I'll know when I see the guy I like..' Nuku  
Nuku ran through her head as tried to find out what it meant. When they arrived 
at the school, Nuku Nuku was still wondering how she would find the guy she 
would like,the guy who would help her become more human for Papa-san. Yuki did 
stop her tirade though. 

"Just relax Nuku Nuku, you'll find a guy.." Yuki said resuming her firendly 
voice as the two girl's entered their homeroom. When they entered the homeroom
Nuku Nuku was immeditly surronded by a horde of boys. It seemed as if every 
boy in the school was in the homeroom. The news that Nuku Nuku was looking 
for a boyfiend spread around the school, and every boy was there trying to make
Nuku Nuku his. Except one boy who did not join the mob of hentai maniac's. He 
sat at his desk reading a manga and ignoring the insanity that was taking place
. The teacher tried to restore order but couldn't yell over the constant please
of "Nuku Nuku-sama, please date with me!!" that the boys were yelling towards 
their goddess. 
 
Yuki started to laugh. "Looks like you'll have no problem finding a boyfirend
now Nuku Nuku !!"
   
**** 

"How about him?"

"No..."

"The guy in the kendo outfit reading Shakespear.."

"NO!!!" Nuku Nuku just sighed. In front of her was the almost every boy in the
school yet she still could not find a boyfriend. Not that some of them didn't 
intrest her (she liked the guy who was taming lion's) it was just that they 
weren't normal enough for papa-san. She need to find someone who was normal 
enough to help her become more human, and there were no normal boy's here. 

"About those five fine young men over there?" Yuki was of course pointing to 
the fine young hentai men from the restaruant. 

"Yeah that's him!!" Nuku Nuku yelled in excitment.

"WHAT!?" Yuki yelled in shock. She had suggested these fine young men as a 
joke. She really didn't expect Nuku Nuku to take it seriously. "You mean those 
hentai maniac's!?"

"No, the guy behind them." Yuki looked behind the fine young hentain guy's and 
saw the boy that was ignoring Nuku Nuku in the morning. He looked like an 
average guy with some good look's. A nice normal person, just like Sage was, 
the bastard who dumped her for some girl called Mako-chan...

"He is Nuku Nuku's perfect guy!!" Nuku Nuku beamed. At last she had the perfect 
guy, the guy who would help make her more human for papa-san. The guy who was 
just crushed by the hentai human pyrmid.

"OH NO!!" 

******