"Kasumi's Tale" by Karl Rim?
Virgo(with half closed eyes): Good...  I see we've been reading.
Allegra(without helmet and in mock anger): Fine, Windlily!  Keep it!!  See 
if I care!  Oh!  Sorry!  Personal dispute...  Does SkyKnight know 
she has his helmet as a trophy?
Zodiak: Quiet!  It's his helmet.  I'm sure he knows...

  SkyKnight quickly checks himself over, and notes that all his hardsuit

appears to be in one piece.  He cocks his head curiously at the .... group.

       "What ARE you people talking about?!"

(Windlily staggers in to her computer, blinks sleepily at the shelf over the
monitor, growls...)

All right! Who stole it? Grrr... (goes and opens the junk drawer in the
kitchen, pulls out the sonic screwdriver) Just gonna' have to go and get it
back.

Beeerrrttt! Come here for a second, would you?

(And Allegra, of course I'll win. Honorable Knights always let the Lady win,
don't they Bert?)