On Sun, 11 Feb 1996, Jeanne Hedge wrote:

Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote one of the more interesting
C+C's I've ever read. :)

Bailesu:  Thanks!
 

Raging Wombat Studios Presents:
Mystery Fanfic Commentary Theatre 3000

Featuring:
Personalities 1:  Gosenkugi Hikaru's Story

Starring:
John Biles as the Infamous Dread Space Pirate Bailesu (The egomaniacal 
God of Fanfic, just ask him :)
Amy Anderson as Mizuno Ami (The helpful commentator) 
William Pitt the Elder as Mazrim Taim (The completely unhelpful commentator)

<major snippage>

Akane: Ranma!! (hits him again with a 10 ton mallet borrowed from 

Kaori Makimura.) 

Bailesu:  Borrowed from who?
Makoto:  Not one of my ex-boyfriends.
Taim:  Get out of here!  [binds Makoto with air, then punts her into orbit]
Ami:  Well, this Obscure Cultural Reference is too obscure for me. 
[Bailesu and Taim faint from shock.]  Who is Kaori Makimura?

Kaori Makimura is from "City Hunter," Ami dear.

Ami:  Thanks! 
 

<more snippage>

Gos: (narrerating) I quickly went home and took out her stew and 

poured it into my vat. 

Bailesu:  Doing what?
Ami:  Narrarrating.

Far be it for me to correct the estimable Sailor Mercury, but that's
'Narrating', not 'Narrarrating' <g>

Ami:  Oops.

Usagi:  I guess I must be rubbing off on you, Ami!

Ami:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [crashes off 
through a wall]

John Walter Biles          http://triol.dorm.umd.edu/~gauntman/index.html
MA-History                 http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/wotstuff.html 
Ph.D. Wannabe at U.Kansas  "Love is the image you place around your significant
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   other, and how close it is to being true love 
gauntman@triol.dorm.umd.edu depends on how closely he or she fits into 
                            the mold."--Orlando de La Cruz