Remember that post we were all complaining about? Here it is after
uudecodeing it.
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Bile Studio presents:
Personalities 1: Gosenkugi Hikaru's Story.
by Jang Choe
*Flash Back three years from now*
Ranma: I do
Akane: I do
Preacher: I pronounce thee man and wife.
(Wedding march by Mendelssohn)
Gos: I'll never have my Akane now. (sniff)
*End of Flashback*
Gos: (narrating) That was three years ago, they both were at my age, 23. We're now 26. Me, I am now a lonely spirit. I lost my beloved Akane three years ago that day. That Ranma, how dare he steal my love! Well, I'm going to find some way to get Akan
e. This time, I won't cower like I always did. Ranma will now have to bow down to me!!
Over the years, I became a great scientist specializing in chemicals and metals. I figured out how to make myself totally invisible. Of course, I never did use it, so I do not know if it actually works or not. Although when I tested it out on a mou
se, it did turn the mouse invisible. Anyway, I'm working on a chemical that will make the victim a mindless slave. All I need to do is pour the chemical on a doll that looks like the victim and give the doll to the victim. Of course, I need this rare su
bstance to make the potion complete. It is called trioxlatebisulfatemonochloricdinitride-floric acid (you chemistry majors better shut up about this-- JWC). It is horrid stuff, but you know who has it? Yup, you saw that coming; it can only be obtained
from Akane. It is basically in all of her cooking. Now, I just need her to cook for me, and poof! my formula is complete. And I can finally get rid of that.. .. Ranma, and finally I can have my darling Akane for my self!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! (TWISTED L
AUGH). Heh heh eh.. (calms down) ehem. This is plan, I'll go to Akane's house and get some dinner from her, finish the potion, dip the dolls of Ranma and Akane into the vat of that potion, and in a few hours, she will be mine. (worries) ummm, I hope I
can do this. I hope I can talk to Akane without getting nervous.
(he nervously goes to the Tendou dojo)
Ranma: Akane, where are you?
Akane: In the Kitchen!
Ranma: IN.. The... Kitchen??!!
Akane: Ranma, I've been practicing my cooking with Kasumi and my mother's notebook. I already passed how to boil water.
Ranma: Now what are you trying to do?
Akane: Frying eggs.
Ranma: (buries hands on face) Oh dear.
(A knock is heard)
Ranma: now, who could that be?
Gos: Hel.. Hello Ranma, is Akane home?
Ranma: Gos!! never seen you in a while!! how you've been man? Hey Akane!! look who came to visit!!
Akane: (In an apron) oh! it's Gosenkugi, how you doing?
Gos: (Puts his hands on his cheeks and looks away with huge eyes and an idiotic grin on his face, and looks away.) she.. she spoke to me.
Akane: Well, Gos, come in. I was just making dinner.
Gos: (thinking) all right, she is cooking dinner, and she spoke to me again.
(speaking) Look, Mrs. (grr) Saotome, I... I.. 'm in a huuhry annd can I aask you to give me some of your stew?
Akane: Sure!! here let me get some.
Ranma: Why do you want her food for? you'll die.
(Akane hits Ranma with a mallet )
Ranma: (with a bump on his head) Things never change, no?
Gos: oh, I just want to take it home and...
Ranma: pour it on some turtles and mutate them.
Akane: Ranma!! (hits him again with a 10 ton mallet borrowed from Kaori Makimura.)
Ranma: Well, ok then. Bye, nice seeing you.
Akane: Here, here is the whole pot.
Gos: Tha... Thanks (he takes the pot and runs)
Ranma: Gosenkugi Hikaru, still weird as usual
Akane: and still spooky
Gos: (narrerating) I quickly went home and took out her stew and poured it into my vat.
Gos: After few days with heat of exactly 46.4 degrees Celsius, it will be done, and I can finally have my darling Akane.
Gos: (narrerating)I watched the burning vat for four straight days without sleep nor food. Now those bags under my eyes that I always had will probably never disappear. I took the vat and put it on the counter. I took the doll that looked liked Akane a
nd dipped it in the vat. Then took a doll that looked like Ranma and dipped it into the vat. Finally, I was done. Hee hee hee, I danced for two seconds, tired out, collapsed on the floor, and went to sleep.
(Gos is at the Tendou dojo)
Ranma: Well, well, Gosenkugi. Nice to see you again. How did ya like my wife's stew? wait, you're alive, hey you promised to eat it.
Gos: Of course I didn't eat it, is Akane here?
Ranma: yea.
Gos: Well, I'm sorry but I forgot you guys got married 3 years 2 months 5 days at exactly 7:05 PM ago, and um.. here's here your marriage present. Oh, and here's yours.
Ranma: Oh, a doll.
Gos: (thinking) something's wrong here, it's not working.
Akane: Oh it's you again Gosenkugi, hello.
Gos: Heh heh, um a present for you.
Akane: Thanks! ohh a doll.... huh... ug!!! (straightens up and looks hypnotized)
Gos: (thinking) Hoo hoo it worked!! I guess it only works on females. Probably something to do with their chemical composition. (saying)
Akane, dump that husband of yours and come with me.
Akane: Yes, sir.
Ranma: Huh!? (grabs Gos by the collar) what the heck did you do to her?
Gos: Just gave her some hypto-potion.
Ranma: Oh, ok. Gos.. get Akane back to normal, OR DIE!!!
Gos: Akane protect me! (cowering away)
Akane: yes sir. (takes mallet and smacks Ranma in the face and he goes flying through the air.)
Gos: thank you... heh heh HAHAHAHa. C'mon Akane, lets go to my house.
Ranma: (feeling the part of his face where the mallet hit.) Owww, that Gos, he's going to pay dearly. (gets up) Now where the hell did he take her? (sees Gos running with Akane) Ah hah!! (follows them) Stop!! Hey, come back with my Akane!!
Gos: Oh no, him again. ( takes out nails and throws it at him)
Ranma: (barley dodging the sharp nails) woah, where did he learned to do that?
Gos: (Looks back and sees Ranma gaining on him) Huh? ok, (takes out a bottle of Potion and throws it at Ranma)
(the bottle breaks and a pink smoke comes out and knocks out everybody unfortunate enough to be in the way including Ranma)
Ranma: Noooo, come back with my.. Akane... (knocks out)
(5 hours, 3 minutes has passed..)
Ranma: Ahhh! (wakes up with sweat all over his body.) Where am I? Huhn Dr Tofu!!
Tofu: Hello, Ranma, it's a good thing that my wife saw you laying in the streets. It seems that gas had some slow poison in it.
Ranma: P.. Poison!! what about the other people in the streets??
Tofu: Oh they're fine, they're all in my hospital. Of course, we've known each other for quite some time and my wife insisted that I personally treat you.
Ranma: where is she anyway?
Tofu: my wife? Oh, she should me here, I sent her to make me a batch of antidote potion.
(a door opens and an attractive woman with long brown hair walks in.) Ukyyo: Ranma-honey!! you are awake.
Ranma: Yea, thanks to you.
Ukyyo: No, thank my husband, he is the best doctor in Nerima you know.
Ranma: I know I know, you told me that about a hundred times.
Ukkyo: So, who threw that poison anyway?
Ranma: Gosenkugi
Ukkyo: (looks surprised) You mean Gosenkugi Hikaru?
Ranma: Yup, him.
Ukkyo: the same, sweet Gosenkugi?? skinny, with bags under the eyes?
Ranma: Yes, yes, and he's not sweet any more. Matter of fact, he's not the same wimp we knew since high school. Ever since he disappeared after we graduated, he seems to have gotten meaner.
Tofu: Well, I need to go take care of my other patients, See you Ranma. My wife will take care of you. Ukyyo-chan, give him these pills every 2 hours.
Ukkyo: Ok, Tofu darlin, come home soon, I have a special okinamiyaki for you. (kisses Tofu)
Tofu: (smiles) ok see ya.
Ukkyo: Listen, I hate to leave you against doctor's orders, but I need to go finish that antidote. Don't worry, you are a big boy now and I know that you're gonna take those pills every two hours.
Ranma: Wait, how long do I have to stay here? In bed that is?
Ukkyo: Oh.. Tofu-sama said about a day. Well, Bye Ranma.
(she leaves)
Ranma: I can't believe this, me getting beat by some wimp. When I get out of this bed, I'm gonna.....
(door opens)
Ranma: (looks up to the door,) Kasumi!! Mousse!! how you guys doing?
Kasumi: Um, Mousse-chan, Ranma is over here.
Mousse: (Looks toward Ranma) Oh there you are, thank you Kasumi.
Kasumi: You're welcome. (smiles like she always does.)
Mousse: We came as soon as we heard, what happened?
Ranma: You remember Gosenkugi Hikaru? Well, he did.
Mousse: Gosenkugi!!? that wimp did.. that??! HAHAHAHA you got beat up by Gosenkugi? (breaks up into laughter)
Kasumi: Mousse, it is not nice to laugh at him. Apologize.
Mousse: I'm sorry Kasumi-chan, I sorry Ranma. (snickers)
Ranma: I'm over here Mousse.
Mousse: Yeah, (looks toward Ranma and bows) I'm sorry Ranma.
Ranma: Anyway, he has gotten much tougher, and sneakier.
------Gos's House------------------
Gos: Akane, um, um, uh.. uh.. uh.. uh.., say hello to me.
Akane: Hello
Gos: Oh this is pure heaven, to hear Akane's voice talking to me. (sighs and narrates) You know Ranma will come after her. And knowing Ranma, he will succeed. So I might as well give her back to him. BUT THINGS CHANGE OVER THE YEARS! I am not the
same Gosenkugi, I will fight till death to keep my Akane, in fact, I'll get ready in case he comes over. (to Akane) right Akane??
Akane: Yes.
(Gosenkugi melts again from hearing her voice)
(A day has finally passed.)
Ranma: (punching the wooden pole) That punk Gosenkugi's gonna get it, wait till I get my hands on him. (Punches the wooden pole till it finally breaks and flies 7 meters away and splashes into the pond.)
Mousse: Nice, that's the third pole you broke this week. Hey, I know we never did get along that much, but we all knew it was that Shampoo's fault. But hey, let by gone be by gone. Let me help you get Akane back.
Ranma: Thanks but no thanks Mousse, I can handle some skinny voodoo artist.
Kasumi: But you know Ranma, he did knock you out with that Poison gas, (Ranma Shrinks) kidnapped Akane right under your nose (Ranma jerks like he's been hit with something), and you even said he became tougher and sneaker..
Ranma: OK! OK! sheesh, thanks for rubbing it in!
Kasumi: You're welcome (smiles and giggles and leaves)
Mousse: Doesn't she have a cute laugh?
Ranma: Yea, yea, lets go and get Akane back.
Mousse: Right now?
Ranma: Yea, Of course right now!
(All of a sudden Shampoo appears)
Shampoo: If Mousse go, Shampoo go too.
(Shampoo has gotten more mature looking. She still has that nice, dark blue hair, and has gotten a little taller)
Mousse: Oh Shampoo... (buries hand in face)
Shampoo: I will follow you till you become my husband Mousse.
Mousse: I can't, remember??!! I'm already married!! You stopped bugging Ranma after he got married!!
Shampoo: The Law of Amazon say that if future husband get married, forget about him and find another one to replace him. You qualify since you defeated Ranma and me so you more than qualified to be my husband.
(* this is from my fanfic "Depression" -Jang C.)
Mousse: But, I am married Shampoo, so why not give up on me and find another replacement?
Shampoo: In the law of Amazon, you can't replace future husband if he is Chinese. And Ranma is Japanese, so I can forget about him. Not you Mousse, you Chinese.
Mousse: Shampoo, let me tell you that HOW LAME THOSE STUPID AMAZON CODES ARE!!!
Cologne: (yes, she's alive) That's true, son-in-law; however, we are Amazons and we always follow the rules.
Mousse: (furious) Stop calling me son-in-law you dried up crone! (ready to take out weapons)
Ranma: Now you know how I felt Mousse. Ha Ha
(Mousse hears what Ranma said and calms down.)
Mousse: Shampoo!! (points at her) YOU now know how I felt!! All those years of chasing you, you torturing me!! Now the tables are turned Shampoo! I lost all my feelings towards you!! You are now nothing to me! I love Kasumi, and you can't do anyth
ing about it!!
Shampoo: Oh Mousse, stop kidding, (goes to Mousse and cuddles up to him)
Mousse: (tries to pry Shampoo off) Shampoo get off of me! (after a few minutes, he finally pries Shampoo off.)
Ranma: Come on guys, lets go save Akane.
(Back to Gosenkugi and three hours later.)
Gos: (narrating) Now.. Ohhhhh here they come now. This will be fun to watch. (Gosenkugi sees them coming. We see Ryouga, Shampoo, Ukkyo, Mousse, Kodachi, Kuno, and of course Ranma)
Ranma: We finally made it. (looks around and sees the big sign that says Gosenkugi Hikaru's House) I guess he was expecting us.
Gos: (through a loud speaker) Hello my friends, I see you guys have come for Akane. Well, it won't be easy. I hope you guys luck.
Ranma: (pulling up sleeve) I don't need no stinking luck. (this phrase is from "The Magnificent Seven" and coincidentally there are seven of them. Ohhhh...)
Ryouga: Gosenkugi!!! why don't you give up and just give Ranma Akane back.
Gos: What if I don't??!
Ryouga: You know we'll eventually get to you. When we do, you will be nothing more than... more than.. hmmm... forgot which metaphors I was gonna use.
Gos: (thinks for a second) You know, you're right. (goes out to meet them) Ranma!! ( goes and hugs Ranma's legs) I'm sorry, please don't hurt me.
Ranma: Well, that was easy.
(All of a sudden, a blue gas appears and knocks everyone out except for Gos)
Gos: Well, THAT was easy, ha ha ahhhh.
(Gos tries feebly to carry/ drag the bodies inside his house.)
Gos: (Panting, out of breath) Man!! these guys are heavy.
(29 minutes later, we still see Gos trying to drag the bodies into his house)
Gos: (looks at his watch) Oh no! one more minute and they will be awake. (all of a sudden, Ranma wakes up. Then the rest follows.) Oh no! (takes out a doll and sprays everybody with it and soon they fall asleep.) Phew, that was close. Wait, why did
n't I think of this earlier. (A big mechanical doll comes out and carries the gang to Gos's house)
Gos: (to Ranma) waky wakey (slaps ranma, pours cold water on him)
Ranma: Ahhhhhhh!! Gos!! ugg, ( sees that he and his friends tied up) Untie us!
Gos: No No, no can do.
Kuno: Ug prithe ug, (shakes head) Huhn? Curse you voodoo man! untie us from this bondage. (looks at Ranma) Pig tailed girl! Oh how it enrages me to see an innocent woman like you to be in yolk!
Ranma: Yea right, hentai. Oh and what would Nabiki say if she saw you flirting with me?
Kuno: I, Tatewaki Kuno, doth not worry about petty matters as those. For all I needst to do is give her a gift of all gifts and she will forgive my actions still.
Ryouga: (waking up) Huhh? You! what have you done to Akane?
Gos: Ok, look over there (points at the living room. On the couch sits Akane watching TV) see, nothing done to her. I just want her to be near me.
Ranma: Stop torturing her!
Gos: I never did such a thing.
Ranma: Oh? then why are you making her watch Sailor Moon?
Ryouga: Dear God no.
Ranma: Gosenkugi! you have gone too far!!
Gos: I thought she was watching El Hazard!
Ranma: (breaks the ropes and grabs Gos by the collar; shoves Gos's face to the TV) do you, (points at Usagi) think that is Makoto? Hirryuu Shoten Haaa!!
(The force of the Hiryuu Shoten Ha blasts Gos and his house into the stratasmosphere.)
(After a few minutes, Gos lands hard on the ground in his little pose)
Gos: (takes out a huge nail and hammer and charges at Ranma) My house!!!!
(However, Gos just passes Ranma and starts rebuilding his house with incredible speed)
Ranma: Ok Gos, turn Akane back to normal.
Gos: I... I.. don't know how. (shrinks)
Ranma: What?!
(All of a sudden Akane snaps into reality.)
Akane: Ug, Sailor Moon. (goes to Gosenkugi) Gos,
Gos: (blushes) y.. yes?
Akane: I just want to say..
Gos: Y- yea?
Akane: I am very pissed off of you ordering me around!!! hiryuu Shoten Ha!!!
Gos: Not again!!! (flies off)
Akane: Ranma, thanks for teaching me that move.
Ranma: No prob. So, you knew what was going on?
Akane: Yea, I was completely aware of my surroundings, except every time I heard his voice, I had to do what he said. It was weird.
Kuno: What? you are called "Ranma" pig tailed one?
Ranma: Kuno, time to know the truth, (all of a sudden a kettle of boiling water appears and he pours it on himself)
Kuno: Gakkkk!! you fiend! how dare thee disguise thyself as the fair pigtailed girl. What have thee done to my fairest of fair!!!??
Ranma: (sigh) forget it, lets go Akane.
Ryouga: (to Mousse) gee, we were a lot of help.
Gos: (lands on the ground again in a weird position) Ooff, sigh, that's what I get trying to get friends. I guess I will always be living alone, no female companionship or anything.
Mousse: Hey, where did Shampoo go? Oh well, who cares, at least she is away from me.
Ryouga: Oh Akari, where are you?
Ukkyo: Hmmmm, I wonder if Tofu-san is cooking tonight. Ug, I hope not, all he knows how to cook is Tofu.
(everybody leaves)
Gos: (narrates) Well, that's my poor effort to get Akane. Although I did get Akane for a short while, it didn't seem so special. I mean, what man would want a women that does whatever he says? Well, I guess I'll be another nobody.
Kodachi: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Gosu-chan! That was some nice chemicals you used to knock us out.
Gos: Yeah (blushing, idiotic grin)
Kodachi: Gos- san, will you come with me? We can make deadly poison together.
Gos: Ummmmm, I don't know... Maybe. (narrating) Well, I guess I'm going with Kodachi. I hope to see you guys later!
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Next, Kasumi's story.
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This is my first fanfic I finally completed. It probably took me about 10 months to finish this mess. As you can see, the ending seems rushed, but I didn't want to spend any more time with this so.... I still have 3 more fanfics that I need to finish..
I hope I can finish them. Next is Kasumi's story, it is a continuation of this but it starts somewhere in the middle of this fanfic. You'll see what I mean. Oh, if Megazone or whomever that posts the fanfics in the internet, please don't glue these s
tories together. Post them separately, but keep them in the same folder or whatever. Like you did with the Crys saga. Well, thank you for tolerating this piece of crap. Ranma ½ İRumiko Takahashi/Shogakukan/Kitty Fuji TV. 1996 all rights deserved.
Scape goats:
Blame them for inspiring me to write fanfics
Chris Schumacher
Karl and Roy Rim (are they related somehow?)
Stefan "Twoflower" Gagne
Benares
and of course, the great John Biles.
Coming soon for your reading torture,
Personalities 2: Kasumi's Story.
Depression
Fanfiction (yes that's the title name)
Superman vs Vegita.
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Also from Bile Studios:
Ranma vs Joker
Gel pt 1,2,3
(Bile studio is not from John Biles, he just stole my company's name that's all. It is the stuff that your liver filters. In other words, this is pretty horrible stuff you are reading. No correlation with John Biles ok?)
completed 7:56PM 2/8/96