On Fri, 9 Feb 1996, Matthew Trotter wrote:

Allegra(on her knees): PLEASE DON'T KILL US, GUYS!!  WE'RE SORRY!!!

Insert really cool fight sceene with mecha and specal attacks that blow 
the budget of the letter right through the roof.  Then imagine it being 
really short cause I'm almost broke. . . 

Critic: Blah!  I could see the strings!

Man standing next to Rob drinking a cup of tea and holding a sign wich 
             reads "Not Fictional": Thanks for having us over.  Good 
             tea.  This is a really nice inbox you have here . . .

(Frilly curtains, plush carpeting, clean letters... Let's see what 
happens to you when you get changed into a girl and have your personality 
wiped and replaced by Kasumi's and get locked up in the Inbox!!)

Man with sign: Sorry, I'm just an old softy.  Guess it rubs off on the 
               characters.  Tell you what, you write an ending, and I'll 
               drag these miscreant characters home with me.

Allegra: Well.  We know what Rob-chan's doing this weekend...
ZAV: COMING UP WITH A DECENT ENDING!
Rob-chan: In that case... "SEE IF I EVER COOK FOR YOU AGAIN!!!"
Zodiak(Soun impression): "K-kasumi!"
Rob-chan: "OH, GO CRY IN THE CORNER!!!"
Virgo: Name that Fanfic!

	The (Ah!  You know who we are!)