Subject: Re: [FanFic] Pathetic plea for help ...[noise]
From: Gustavo Cordova Avila
Date: 2/9/1996, 2:50 AM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

	Argh!! Why would you want to use a bloated bag of...
things like emacs?!? IMHO vi beats it hands down. Besides,
vi is for REAL PROGRAMMERS! :9  ;)

*Ugh*Vi is evil. Did some html code in it , and hated it ever since..

Of course vi is evil.  Didn't you know that real programmers are a step 
below BOFH's.  For this reason, only real programmers and the like know 
how to get vi out of the default mode which has been specifically 
designed to confuse non-initiates.

	A shadow in front of a monitor suddenly straightens
upon reading the previous paragraph.

	"Hey Ralph, do you know this guy? He's awfully close
to THE TRUTH."
	"I dunno Fred, lemme check my lists."


Thats the mode where it seems to have two sub-modes - One where it beeps 
at every key you press, except for the random one which shifts it into 
the other sub-mode where every key you press is a different way to delete 
your files.


	"Hey! Check this out! He knows! Is he in THE LIST or what?!"
	"Nope, maybe he's a newly accepted instance."

;) just joking - maybe (:

	"See this? He's not on the inside. And he seems to
know too much."
	"Yeah, can't have this info around, 'just joking my @$$.
What did you say the name of that huntress was?"
	"Sapphire."
	"Nice handle. I'll give her a ring, this guy knows
too much."
	"Yeah, good idea. Say, I'm hungry, want some pizza?"

	And thusly, these two anonymous shadows make the
world safe again for all those innocent BOFHs and REAL
PROGRAMMERs.

	KNOT!

-RangerElf