I like it - I can't wait to see Gordon vs. Zenegatta!
C&C time!
Lupin and Jigen didn't even break their stride. They had lived
through hordes of malformed ninjas attacking them, the mafia pursuing
them, greedy ninja clans, small armies of assasins, train wrecks, car
crashes, and Inspector Zenigata. It took a lot to unnerve them. Batman
waited for them. About five feet from Batman, Lupin took to the sky,
diving towards the edge of the roof. Batman caught him one-handed,
flipping his hood back in the process. Lupin grinned. "Hi there. How
you doing?" Batman's eyes regarded him coldly. "Fi--oof." he said, as
Jigen ran headlong into him. The three fell from the roof, and plummeted
towards the pavement.
sounds like LIII....
Of course, Batman whipped out that wonderful grappling-hook
gadget of his, snagged a flagpole, and brought the three of them to a
halt about a foot above the pavement. At the same moment, Jigen let go
and Batman dropped Lupin, who in turn dropped his sack. Lupin grinned,
nonetheless. "Hey, thanks for saving our butts there. Nice outfit."
He and Jigen backed towards their car, which was, of course, parked
right out front. Subtley was never Lupin's strong point. Batman
approached them menacingly, then threw five batarangs at the two. Quick
as a flash, Jigen drew his pistol and shot all five out of the air. The
two jumped into the car as Batman stared in disbelief.
...yup, that's LIII. Two points for Jigen!!! (Let's see the Joker do
*THAT*!)
He came to his senses in time to leap onto the roof of the small,
yellow car as it roared (or rather, choked) to life and headed down the
street. Police sirens could be heard as the small, yellow car swerved
on the street. Batman hung on gamely. He crawled onto the roof of the
car, and began prying at the sunroof.
Oh, god, not the little yellow car! Poor, Bats.
Batman's prying at the sunroof was rewarded; it sprang open!
However, a disdainful-looking Japanese man immediately popped out of the
opening, holding a vicious-looking katana. Batman smiled under his mask;
easy game. He palmed a handful of smoke pellets, and tossed them at the
swordsman. Once again, his eyes widened in disbelief as the swordsman
nonchalantly batted away the pellets (all 12 of them) with the flat of
his sword, not even striking them hard enough to cause them to burst.
Who the hell *WAS* this gang?! Batman moved closer, and struck at the
swordsman. The swordsman, in kind, parried every punch, while managing
to look terribly bored about the whole affair. If it wasn't for Batman's
armored gauntlets, he'd have been on the street, screaming, with bloody
stumps for arms. Batman scowled. This wasn't going anywhere.
Grudgingly, he let go of the car. At the same time, he snagged an
overhanging telephone wire with his grappling-hook. Goemon managed to
look faintly impressed as Batman swung up and over the wire, flipping to
safety.
Even Goemon would have to be impressed with Bats' moves.
headlock, and gave him a noogie, grinning madly. "That's right, Goemon!
He was fighting YOU, the greatest samurai EVER!" Jigen chuckled, and
Goemon just looked annoyed.
Annoyed? Isn't that a bit of an understatement? :)
Jigen's eyes bugged. "What the hell is that?!" he exclaimed.
Lupin frowned. "It's that crazy bat guy again. Dammit, he's even more
Waitaminute! I don't ever remember ever seeing Jigen's eyes. This might
cause him to lose his cigarette, but not his hat.
l8r!
AlberCrombie
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