On Mon, 5 Feb 1996, The Blue Tigress wrote:

Hi Brett!  How much are you offering for me NOT to take that contract?  ;)

Ohhh... ummm.... well... ahhh.... see I'm a.. A bit sort on cash this 
month... well ummm let's see - do you take any other form of payment??

Sure I do!  I'm pretty flexible about that.  What have you got in mind?

Hmm.. well the only thing I've got that people seem to put value on is my 
FanFics...  now lets see  ----  what have I got in progress...

  ok I can offer you..  Chapter 5 of Bubblegum Shift
                        Chapter 3 of Trek Into the Past
                        1/4 of 'To Good to be true' 
         **although this is worth a couple of contracts for free**
         **Only the intro of To Good to be true has been seen by**
         **human eyes (I don't count wolf in that...)           **

Well that'll depend on how ruthless and cruel you are - but I'm sure with 
your kind and generous nature you'll find it in your heart not to take 
Bert's *purely business* contract and take pity on me.....

  *grovel* *grovel*...

How 'ruthless and cruel'?  

*Saf turns around and asks the room in general "Hey, am I ruthless and
cruel?"*

*Various people chained to desks working on Saf's homework start to quiver
in fear and bow and grovel saying, "No, Mistress."  "Of course not,
Mistress"*

"That's good.  Now get back to work."

HEY - you'll note she didn't mention that she was holding a BFG in one 
hand and playing with a thermal detonator in the other!!!!!!!

*Saf turns back*  See, I'm not ruthless and cruel at all.  You just have 
to approach me the right way.  Try to grovel a bit better.  ^_-

Well those are all I can offer (part 13 of OMGod is still a few days off 
yet)...

-----Brett

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Spock: Sir, what these people are saying is logical; If we use up a 
       finite resource, logic dictates that eventually all 
       resources will be exhausted and the resulting calamity 
       will expunge all life forms...
Kirk:  Meaning???
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