On Tue, 6 Feb 1996, Christian Storms wrote:

Salutations from your webmoster at MMOSC. I've been reading the stories on
your newsgroup and thought it was time for me to step in.

This isn't a newsgroup.

AND now for an update from our sponsor:

We received over 2000 stories, [...]

A WHAT??  To have an update you need to have posted this before.  Could 
someone tell me what the hell this is and who the hell this guy is?

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