Subject: Re: [FanFic] [NOISE] Anime characters that could beat Superman
From: beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca
Date: 2/6/1996, 12:53 AM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

Greetings!

Nihao!!

*AAACKKKK!!! GAAACKK!!!* 

*Superman collapses, covered in some strange substance that glows green.  It
may not be Kryptonite, but it's close....

Actually many chemist believe that Anime cook's can do weird chemical reaction's
with food. It is theorized that if we can harness the power of Anime cooking the
world would have infinite power. Let's look at this chemical recation...

2CO2 + Heat --> 2CO + O2  

Now look at this reaction in Akane's chow mein....(or C-ko's lunch..)

2CO2 + heat --> Kr + Au + Ag + heat + ladies unmeantionables + the secret of 
							       the universe 
							       =42 
	

This reaction is called the Anime Spam reaction....by chemisit's ....

Hey, at least Spam is edible!  (Which means that their stuff ISN'T recycled
for that!  ;)  )

Hmm , maybe it's used for cocktaile weiner's...:)

BTW I think Bean Bandit (from Riding Bean *not* Gunsmith cat's could 
take supe's any day....)

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!