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<*A plast from the past my most infamous fic...*>

			Ranma 1/2:Be carefull what you wish for.....

				written by Richard Beaubien


		Inspired by the Ranma 1/2 magna written by Rumiko Takahashi 

Note:<> are used to express characters thoughts . 

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	It was a fine day in the Nermia district shopping centre . Today , 
like every other Saturday , was full of people looking for things to buy . 
Ranma was among this crowd of shoppers , as he was looking for some green 
onions . However , his attention was on a little junk shop in the corner . 

Ranma-kun:Your Kidding ? It can grant wishes !?

Vendor:Yes , it can grant 2 wishes. 

Ranma-kun:Really , 2 wishes!!?

Vendor:Yes , it grants wishes for the final time!!!

Ranma-kun:Cool!!How much?

Vendor:5000 yen 

Ranma-kun:Okay.Now how does it work?

Vendor:Simple, before you go to bed make a wish and put the broach under your 
       pillow and in the morning your wish comes true.

Ranma-kun:Thats how you do it!!It's so simple.

Vendor:One word of warning , though . Save the second wish to undo the first 
       one in case your wish dosen't turn out the way you want it . 

Ranma-kun:Sure,I'll keep that in mind . Ja ne!!

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	It was bedtime at the Tendo dojo . Everyone was turning in as Ranma 
stared at the broach . He made his wish and than put the broach under his 
pillow . He had wished that he never became cursed with a girl's body . 

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Nodoka:Ranma-chan , wake up!!!

Ranma-kun:........

Nodoka:Okay , you asked for it(throws cold water at Ranma)

Ranma-kun:Ahh!!Why did you do that!!I'll get you ....

Nodoka:Honestly , if you got up on time I wouldn't have to do this.

Ranma-kun:Mom....(feels himself)I'm .....I'm a guy!!

Nodoka:Huh?

Ranma-kun:I'm a guy!!!

Nodoka:Are you all right Ranma-chan?

Ranma-kun:I'm a guy!!

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Ranma-kun(eating breakfest):So where's the old man?

Nodoka:Out training with your sister , Ran-ko .

Ranma-kun:Hmmm<Guess i'll skip training today,>

Nodoka:Well , how was breakfest ?

Ranma-kun:Good.Well , I'm off to school!!

Nodoka:Okay !!Heres your lunch . 

Ranma-kun:Thank you!!Ja ne!!I'm a guy!!I'm a guy!!

Nodoka:<must be his father's genes>

Ranma-kun:<I can't wait to show Akane that I'm cured>

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Ranma-kun(at the Tendo dojo):Huh , There's a Limo pulling up ?

Kuno(exitng Limo):Akane-chan , time to go to school . 

Akane:Coming dear.

Ranma-kun:Hey!!You baka , what are you doing !?!

Kuno:I'm picking up my girlfrien , you baka!Now leave you commoner!!

Ranma-kun:Girlfrien!!Over my dead body!!

Kuno:That can be arranged.

Akane:What's going on Kuno-chan?

Kuno:Another fool whishes to win your heart . Don't worry , I'll dispose of 
     this hentai!!

Ranma-kun:Oh yeah!!(Try's to jump kick Kuno but Kuno dodges the attack easily)

Kuno:Heh!!That attack was pathetic!!

Ranma-kun:<What happned , was the move telegraphed?>

Kuno:Now die!!<Slashes at Ranma , Ranma tries to dodge the attack , but 
     is hit into the wall>

Ranma-kun:.....

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Ran-ko:Hey bro , wake up!!

Ranma-kun:Oww what happned?

Ran-ko:It looks like you were hit into that wall.

Ranma-kun:You mean , I lost to kuno?!!

Ran-ko:You challenged Kuno ? 

Ranma-kun:Yeah , and I lost !!!

Ran-ko:You should know better than to challenge expert martial artists
       when you don't know any martial arts your self.

Ranma-kun:Huh?

Ran-ko:I said ...

Ranma-kun:I don't know martial arts?

Ran-ko:Yeah,you haven't trained a day for the last 10 years.

Ranma-kun:Ran-ko , humor me if you will , but tell me about my life.

Ran-ko:Huh?

Ranma-kun:Just humor me!!

Ran-ko:Well , you were Nodka and Genma's first kid . Genma started to train 
       you so you could carry on the Saotome school of martial arts . When 
       you were six dad wanted to take you on a training journey . Nodka 
       refused to let you go unless you wanted to . When dad asked you 
       you said you wanted to stay at home . 

Ranma-kun:That explains why I'm not cursed , but not why I don't know martial 
	  arts?

Ran-ko:After that day dad has refused to train you . Said you weren't a real 
       martial artist . When I was born he started to train me to carry on 
       the Saotome school of Martial arts.

Ranma-kun:.........

Ran-ko:You all right bro?

Ranma-kun:<I can relearn Martial arts!!This world isn't that bad , As long 
	   as I relearn martial arts i can win Akane's heart!!This world is 
	   defintly better than the other one>

Ranma-kun:Hey Ran-ko , do you think you can train me?

Ran-ko:Well I can try ....

Ranma-kun:Great<Just you wait , I'll put things back to normal and I won't 
	  have that curse to make my life misreble!!>

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To be continued!!!

Comments are always welcome at my e-mail address.

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!