On Fri, 2 Feb 1996, Morisato Megumi wrote:

Pun-war. Many of the players make practice of wearing hard suits 
or carrying automatic weapons in their daily lives. Somehow, this is more 
than a game.... A hidden danger lies masked underneath a deck of cards 
(No, not the fellow with the poker-face) Possibilities run thru the minds 
of those seated at the table, summing up opposition. Anime-style beads of 
sweat appear behind many heads. A panda munches innocently on bamboo, 
oblivious to any threat. Pointed glances and a glare or two are shot 
across the table like gunfire. Nabiki readies her earplugs in case of Ml 
Pun War III 

The nameless Assault Suit pulls out a chair and sits down, promptly 
destroying the chair and winding up on its' butt. It accepts its' cards, 
and stares intently at them. Turning to the panda on its right, it 
speaks in a hostile voice...

"Go fish."

        "Uh, I hate to carp," SkyKnight spoke up from behind his cards.
"But that's not the game we're playing.  You might want to find another
grouper if you're looking for that kind of game.  I'm afraid everybody here
is a card shark, and they'll finnish you off if you're not careful."
        "Oh my God, I think I'm gonna be eel," Nabiki muttered aloud, then
realized what she'd said.  Her face whitened as she realized that she'd
fallen victim to the pun bug.  Immediately, she corked her ears so that she
wouldn't be tempted any further.
        "Are you urchin for a fight?!" the nameless battlesuit asked
belligerently, apparently glaring at SkyKnight.  He waved a hand carelessly.
        "No, I'm sorry.  I never manta imply a thing; I was just giving some
friendly advice."

*author's note:  AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!  ^_^*
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Bert Van Vliet
[alias SkyKnight, Knight-in-Shining-Armour and generally annoying good guy]
 Die-hard Bubblegum Crisis Fan and writer of really large Fanfics!
 "Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"