Subject: Re: [FanFic] [Spamfic] THE POKER GAME (Was RE: Panda Screams SPAMFIC)
From: Jon Quirit
Date: 2/2/1996, 11:33 PM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

At 11:23 PM 2/2/96 -0400, you wrote:

The Assault Suit grabs its' head. It screams, then falls on the table, 
sparks coming from its' head.

Everyone stares at the suit, unsure of what to do. Suddenly there is a 
flash of light, and a man steps out of it.

"Tsk tsk. You overloaded CyberHulks' cognitive functions. i.e., your 
stupid puns fried his brain."

Skynight glares at the thing, suddenly wary.

"Is that.. is that a *boomer*?"

"Not quite. But close enough" He opens an access hatch on the rear of 
CyberHulks' skull. "CyberHulk is.. an early model of mine. None too bright, 
and a tad rash. Don't tick him off, and you'll probably live."

Nabiki raised an eyebrow. "Is it armed?"

"Yes. But I've removed its' nuclear missiles."

Everyone galres at him "NUCLEAR MISSILES??!?!"

"Mmm-hmm. Bitch to get a permit for, especially after... well, never 
mind. There, that should do it." He closes the hatch, and flips a switch. 
CyberHulk sits up suddenly, and looks around frantically.

"Easy, big guy. Well, my work is done. Maybe I'll see you guys around 
some time."

With that, the mysterious stranger touched a control on his belt. A 
portal opened, and he stepped through. A flash of light, and he was gone.


Ozymandias <still in the dark about what has happened in the past few
minutes>:  Would somone kindly explain this game to me?

<Nabiki, seeing the chance to make some money, walks over>

Nabiki:  Ok, Ozy, it goes something like this...  But this is going to cost
you five dollars a hand... got it?

Ozymandias:  Ok.  <hands Nabiki a five>

Nabiki:  The objective of this game is to get as many different cards as
possible.  Let me see your hand...  hmm...  

Ozymandias:  Hmm what?

Nabiki:  Get rid of two of those three Queens... you got too many of those...

Ozymandias:  Which ones are the Queens?

Nabiki <somewhat frustrated>:  Its the ones with the females as the picture
and has a little 'Q' in the corner...

Ozymandias:  Oh, ok!  I'll take two, SkyKnight!

<SkyKnight deals Ozymandias two cards>

Ozymandias <looking at hand>: hmm... a 2, 4, 6, 7, and a 10...  but they're
all the same color and got a heart looking thing in the corner...

Nabiki <surprised>:  You got a flush!

Ozymandias: Is that good?

Nabiki:  Well, it beats SkyKnight's and Panda's high pair, and Firehawke's
weak two pairs... I guess you win!

Ozymandias:  Neat!  What do I get?

Nabiki:  See all that money in the center of the table?

Ozymandias:  Yeah...

Nabiki <grinning>:  Well, 60 percent of that is yours...  I get 40 percent
of all winning you get.

Ozymandias:  Oh?  When did you mention that rule?

Nabiki:  When you won... do you want to win or not?

Ozymandias:  Sure, I want to win!  <takes money to his side of the table>

Nabiki:  Ok.. the next game is starting, and you owe me $10.

Ozymandias:  $10?  Oh, ok.  <hands Nabiki a ten-spot>  This is going to be a
long nite...


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