This is a forwarded message:

lsather@eagle.wbm.ca (Luke Sather)
Sender: owner-sailor-moon@taronga.com
To: sailor-moon@taronga.com

Alex Lau spake:

The first thing that came into my mind was...

Doh!  And I only saw Holy Grail last month!

(Just a note, DON'T take anything I say about DIC too seriously!!!)

[first two quotes stolen ^_^]

Endymion: "That rabbit (Usagi)... it's vicious!  Teeth, and fangs, and..."
Zoisite: "That cute little bunny over there?"
Nephrite: "You GOT to be kidding!"
Kunzite: "I soiled my cape, I was so scared!"

Beryl: "Jadeite, cut her odango's off."
Jadeite: "Roight, dumplin' stew coming up!"
Usagi: "<screech>"
Jed: "Yaaaarrrgg!" <splut>
Nef: "Geeeeez!"
Endy: "I warned ya.  But would you lissen'?  Nooo.. She's just a harmless
lit'l bunny..."

Beryl: "Shut up!"
Zoi: "Queen Beryl!  Maybe if we all rush her, it will confuse her into
making a mistake."

Kun: "Excellent idea Zoisite."
Beryl: "Alright, on three...  One.. two.. FIVE!"
Kun: "Three, m'Queen."
Beryl: "Oh, yes.  THREE!!!"
Nef: "Charrrrge!"
Usagi: "<reeeek>" <splat> "<chitchut>" <sploosh>
Beryl: "Run awaaaayy!  Run awaaaay!"
Endy: "Hahahahaah..ohoohohhoho..."
Beryl: "How many did we lose?"
Kun: "20 Youma's, and Nephrite."
Zoi: "How can we KILL her?!"
Kun: "We still have the Unholy DIC Grenade!"
Beryl: "Yes!  Dubbite!  Bring us the Unholy DIC Grenade!"

Chanting Youmii: "D-I-C not Anime.  No two-episode requiem..."

Dubbite: "And DIC did say up on high, yea we shall bring Magical Girl Anime
to the masses, for it doth teach the true nature of cuteness and romance,
while bringing us great profit.  So DIC usurped upon Saban, sparing the
universe a fate worse than Power Rangers, and the people cheered.  Then DIC
doth dub thine pilot episodes with naught for forethought nor continuity,
and the people did question thy writers sanity.  Then DIC doth smite down
the sacred themes of Densetsu with goofy singing, but brought forth new
songs to please the fans, and the people were divided.  Then DIC did cut off
the supply of imported merchandise, and the people did uprise in protest...

Kun: "Just skip to the end Dubbite..."
Dub: "Lob the thing at the rabbit."
Beryl: "Right, when I count to three, pull the pin, and throw it."
Zoi: "What?"
Beryl: "YOU HEARD ME!"
Zoi: "Sorry Queen Beryl."
Beryl: "One.. Two.. FIVE!"
Kun: "Three, m'Queen."
Beryl: "THREE!"

<shink> <whoosh> <ping>

Kun: "Zoisite, you're supposed to throw the GRENADE!"
Zoi: "Uh-oh..." <BOOM>
Usagi: "A-ru!"

-/- Good guys gotta win!