Shannon: Bert, huh?
(Shannon narrows her eyes, starts to dig around in her weapon's bag.)
Dead rose? No. (tosses it over her shoulder) Light saber? No. (tosses that
over her shoulder) A BFGun? (with Max Factor Zoanoid Buster Custom inscribed
on it's barrel, pauses, looks at this carefully) Might work...Nah. (tosses
that over her shoulder too) O.K. I know it's in here somewhere. Ah-hah!
(holds up something that looks like nothing more than an air pressure guage
for checking tires) Okie-dokey, Bert. (tucks the sides or her hakima up into
her belt) Let's rock and roll!

Bert: (trying not to laugh) Um...Shannon...what is that?

Shannon: Haven't you ever seen a sonic screwdriver before?

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