At 04:33 PM 31/1/96 -0500, Nabiki wrote:

Since when do pandas scream?

	When they are in intense pain? Even zebras and
rabbits scream.
-RangerElf

I guess I'll have to find out.. lets see.. where can I find a panda?
                 [ Nabiki@viper.nauticom.net ]

[Panda wanders out from the protective enclosure of his bamboo grove to
greet the sun. He starts to gather a few tender bamboo shoots for his
breakfast while whistling a cheery tune . . .  ]

 (Looking thru the crosshairs on a sighting scope)  *GRIN* bingo.....

*CRACK*!!

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! That hurts like a son-of-a-bitch!!!

Panda continues cursing while bouncing around the pen, holding his leg where
Nabiki's bullet grazed him. He finally falls over and rolls, flattening the

hapless

Nabiki in her hiding spot among some bushes. Panda stops moving as his ears
perk up. He sits up straight, unaware that Nabiki is still under his 450 lb.
frame. He swears that he can hear a muffled screaming <G>

Panda (Does that answer your question?)^_^

Not quite.  Let's continue this scenario.  (evil laughter)

Panda examined his wound, while trying to ignore the faint screams coming
from somewhere around him.  He muttered to himself, "When I get my paws on
whoever did this..."

His rant trailed off as a girl's voice interrupted.  "Does that hurt a lot?
Ooh, I bet it does.  Here, try this.  It'll make you feel a lot better."

Panda raised his eyes to see...

...C-ko Kotobuki...

...holding a bento box out to him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How's that for a panda scream?

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