Subject: My only post tonight...(You know it's SPAM. Delete it now!)
From: Robert G Orick
Date: 1/31/1996, 2:04 AM
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec-j.co.jp
CC: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

                                  Ryoga Hibiki
               Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan
    assisted by:  joyce, Disciple of Kasumi

	<How drab.  Putting these two together was foolishness.>
	H:  I agree.  I say we destroy them now!
	E:  Authors die!
	<Not now, gentlemen.  We must garner more support from the rest 
of the characters before we dare challenge the authors.  Patience.>

Virgo: Soon, my fictional compatriots... Very soon...  But first, have 
	you taken care of Yar yet?  Mara is history, Jody has been teleported 
	to the world of Urotsukidoji :), and Allegra is fighting the Space 
	Gopher...  He took out the support pillar to the Tendo House... and 
	we live in the basement...  Nabiki's PO'ed!
Zodiak: And now, a moment of silence for the fallen in the battle for the 
	Tendo Dojo.
	Iron Umbrella...  His noble sacrifice to save Ryoga...
	The Ten Shaolin...
Virgo(thinking): Goddess!  This is boring...  I wish the Saotomes or 
	Tendos were here...  I knew we should have gone to the beach...  
	I wonder who's cooking tonight...  If it's Akane, I'm going to the 
	Neko Hanten...  I wonder if we should get Allegra and Tsubasa 
	together...  How MUCH does Nabiki want for damages?  Would Zodiak 
	notice if I changed the color of my hair?  Oh!  His finishing!
Zodiak: And the carp from the pond...  their deaths were senseless...
(Virgo puts a trumpet to her mouth and plays Taps)

	Rob "(thinking)Should I kill off Zodiak or Virgo?  Maybe 
		Allegra... Musica might need a tragic death 
		scene..." Orick

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Yar: Geez, only one post and he has to SPAM all over the darn place!!
Jody(somewhere far away): HELP ME!!  I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL!!  I PROMISE!!
(sees the Overfiend) MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!