Check out the movie Paton for a good speach. (It's been done to death, but
that has never stoped anyone before.)
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Yakko puts his hand over his heart and is seen standing in
front of the
American flag waving in a nonexistent breeze.]
Yakko: What about pride and honor and patriotism and all the
rest of the
high sounding words that politicians spout off during
election year?
Don't you care about that???
*** I'd like to parody a real speech here. Anyone have any
suggestions? ***
Wakko (looking confused): Can you eat those?
[As Yakko is about to answer, a block of concrete is thrown
their way and
smashes the chart.]