On Fri, 12 Jan 1996, The Blue Tigress wrote:

Hi everyone!

Here's the latest update on the whereabouts of the Warners. Enjoy!

C(ash) & C(hecks) accepted. No credit cards please. :)
Yakko:  To anvil, or not to anvil, that is the question.  Whether tis 
        nobler in the mind to suffer the bombs and missiles of outrageous 
        bumas or to take arms full of anvils against candy-destroying 
        marauders, and by anvilling, avenge the poor candy.

Wakko and Dot (bouncing around):  Anvil!  Anvil!

[A large anvil appears above the buma and drops down, squashing the buma 
flat.  The Warners cheer and run off in search of another candy store.]

This alone makes the story worthwhile. :>

Dot (very cutesy voice):  Oh, Mr. Metal Man!  Pweease don't shoot us!  
       Awll we wanted was to go to Six Fwags Over Fwushing 'n' go on 
       aaawwwll the fun rides!

[While the buma stands there processing this very cute request through 
his CPU, Wakko pulls out some water guns from his gag bag and he and 
Yakko replace the buma's lasers with them.  The buma fires, but instead 
of a laser, water shoots out.]

Wakko (yells):  Oooo!  A waterfight!

[Wakko is suddenly dressed in a yellow fireman's jacket and red helmet.  
He aims a very _large_ hose at the buma and the scene pans back to 
include Yakko in the driver's seat of a red firetruck and Dot turning on 
the water.  Both are dressed as firefighters.  The water explodes out of 
the hose and knocks the buma into an electrical line.  Arcs of 
electricity play over the buma's body; then the buma drops down onto the 
street.  The Warners crowd around the buma.]

Dot:  Awww, the poor widdle Metal Man!

Wakko:  I'll fix it!

[Wakko pulls out a huge mallet and whams the buma.  A panel opens in the 
buma's body and lots of wires and lights show.]

Well done Saf.  Classic Warner material. :>

[Wakko reaches down to the bottom left corner of the screen and peels off 
the street scene to reveal daytime at the amusement park. Leon, Daley, all 
four Knight Sabers, and the Warners are all riding the merry-go-round. 
Sounds of laughter, fun, and tinny amusement park music fill the air.]

Oh dear, the Knight Sabers on a merry-go-round.  Is *nothing* sacred? :>

All in all, very well done.  Please put this on the remailer (if it's not 
there already). 

Looking forward to Parts 4 and onward!

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     We must prepare for the trip. Look out half a dozen jumbucks; pack
     two, no three coolibahs in the tuckerbag. Graeme, you'd better go
     get the didgeridoo, while I press a clean pair of billabongs. Now,
     Australia.. here we come!

                - The Goodies
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