If you're not careful, you may get the POLICE after you.  After they get
done with you you'll be WALKING ON THE MOON, and everyone will be saying,
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME.  There' no way I'd be WALKING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS
at this point.  O MY GOD, you are going to be SO LONELY, but I think YOU
MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT'S STILL AROUND.  Hang in there.

Well, obviously this thread all of us DRIVEN TO TEARS, so I'll just listen
to the VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD, and go play with SHADOWS IN THE RAIN.
 
AlberCrombie

[clap clap clap]
thank you, I'm glad to see someone paying attention . . . you win the big 
prize!  A "What's all this then" T-shirt and a weekend for two with the 
skinhead for your choice.

           BUT WAIT!  Theres more!
   You are also elegable for these other grand prizes!
 -A years supply of interesting undergarments
 -A fully motorized pig
 -And a hand painted scene of Arabian splendor*

Matthew Trotter, theres a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt.

*  silly walk not included**
** The silly walk is available from the BBC, please inquire around back 
     next to the garbage bins