On Fri, 12 Jan 1996 Windlily@aol.com wrote:

not again.
You put him up to this, didn't you Harvey?
And not only that, it's on here, twice. (twitch, twitch...)
Who has that remote satellite destruction ray thingee? Gopher? I NEED IT.

A motherly figure walks up and says, "A little friendly advice, dear. A 
laser is a bit too quick.  You want long-lasting pain."  She hands you a 
folded piece of paper.

Unfolding it, you see that it's a form for a wanted poster and an ad...

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WANTED - SPAMMED OR ALIVE

_____(Name here)______ for _____(Reason here)______.  Will pay $________ 
to whomever brings him/her in to _____(Your name here)_____.

Description: _____(What he/she looks like here)________.

Signed,

_____(Your signature here)_____

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Need someone captured? Or 
just stalked? Ask for Saf.
The best Bounty Hunter 
around! No job too big or
too small. 
 "I'll get the job done!"
Torture costs extra.
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In another part of the city, the motherly figure takes off her disguise.

"Whew! The things I do to get a job around here!"