Wasn't there a question about Smurf's on this list recently? I can't
remember anything about it. But when I found the following on a computer at
work, I just knew that I had to post it. It is not mine. I do not claim
responsibility for it. Enjoy!

               Fozzy Bear
               (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)
               (fozzy@radix.net)

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From: bgc-list-approval To: bgc-list Subject: Smurf FanFic (trust me, it's
relevant) Date: Tuesday, September 12, 1995 9:43PM

<snipped with extremely long cyber-scissors...the farther away from me this 
nightmare is, the better>

        So what's the verdict; run with it at earliest opportunity, seek
help for even thinking of such a thing, get a life and/or some sleep, what?
        BTW, does anyone know of a Smurf-related newsgroup or mailing
list that this can/should be sent to?

HTG

You need lots of help, dude.  But not before letting Priss improve the world at 
large 100% by wiping out those little blue demons once and for all...



Peter L. Ward          falcon@best.com          Kyusaku on IRC #Anime!
Caretaker of the Urd Shrine (http://www.best.com/~falcon/urdhome.htm)

"Okay, *here's* an idea...I've heard the best cure for memory loss
 is...SHOCK TREATMENT!!" - Urd