Ranma 1/2 Round Robin Story Part 2...
Insanity started by Nigel M
Continued by Richard Beaubien
Part 2 Panic!!!Magical Girl to the rescue!!!!
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What has gone on before.....
Ranma and Company are invited to visit the new
Kuno household , which has a new air conditioing
system . But it also has a rather evil new security
system . Now every memeber of the Ranma 1/2
cast is in mortal danger (well the main character's
are , the extra's have been snowed in because of
the blizzard of 96!!!) as Ranma-chan , Akane and
Kuno face death at the hand's of Acid . Shampoo
and Mousse face the blades and Rat's of death while
Ukyo and Ryoga face plant's of doom . Oh Genma and
Soun are having a nice swim with pirhanna's while
Kasumi and Nabiki have a T.V with cable .....
Nabiki sighed . This was not good . She knew from
the get go that this house was bad news , but she
didn't expect it to be this evil . Finally Nabiki
couldn't take it anymore . "This is so stupid!!!
Serena , where the hell did they get Sernea from!!!"
Kasumi just sighed , and got back to work on making
finger sandwiches . But suddenly the normally vacent
look that she has on her face dissapered . She looked
aware , intelligent even . Kasumi dropped her sandwiches
and ran into the T.V room . "Nabiki , I feel an evil force
here!!!"
"Of course there is an evil force , it's this T.V show "
Nabiki yelled back toward's Kasumi . Kasumi was
slightly irked by that comment . "Not that type of
evil , real evil !!! Something's attacking the other's..."
Nabiki just sat there and started to eat her chips ,
before she replied in her normal voice " Well
what do you want me to do ?"
Kasumi was getting really angry now , which
was very strange . Finally Nabiki clued in , and
a look of concern showed on her face . " Your
kidding!!What if they know it's you?"
"They won't ..." Kasumi replied in a non convincing
voice .
"Okay , just don't get hurt!!I need you for the
marketing campagin!!!" Nabiki yelled out
in her usually non chalent voice that she
used whenever she didn't want people to
know she cared for them .
"Okay...Cosmic Love Power Transform"
Kasumi exclaimed as a swirl of green
energy surronded her . Her clothes began
to dissapear , which made Nabiki note the
oppurtunity to appeal to the Henati market .
Finally the tranformation was complete .
There stood Kasumi in a short yellow
mini skirt , with a lime green top that
had a lemon ribbon tied near the neck .
"I'am the eternal figther for Justice ,
the guardian for the innocent......the
magical girl Natsume!!!" Kausmi ....
I mean Natsume exclaimed in
typical magical girl fashion .
"Go get them Natsume!!!" Nabiki
muttered as a new show caught her
attention . "Robotech...Isn't that
Macross!!!Hmmm... I could make
a killing doing this...heh"
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Cat's are normally very loveable creature's .
But they have one problem , they usually
gang up on people that hate cat's . This
easily explain's why all the cat's where
on top of Ranma-chan . Of course there
where problem's for Akane and Kuno
, the foremost being the pool of acid under
them .
"Don't worry my love's I'll save you!!!"
Kuno ryhmed . "God , he can still rhyme
when our lives are in danger!!!" Akane
retorted in disgusted amazment . It was at
that moment the ice that had been keeping them
alive finally melted away .
Akane was the first to see this impending
devlopment , and being one that enjoy's life
decided to yell "Aieee!!!" like a typical
Horror film actress . "Don't worry I'll save
you , my loves " Kuno spouted inb ridiculous
rhyme . All Ranma could do was mewow , which
was the most intelligent thinh she said all day .
They were going to die , Akane thought as she
closed her eye's . A few minutes later she wondered
why she was still alive . She opened her eye's to see
that she was on a ledge with Ranma and Kuno .
There was also a wierd looking girl there .
"Are you allright ? " The weird looking girl asked .
"Yes..." was all Akane could blurt out .
"Well I'm off to save the other's!!!"
This snapped Akane back into reality .
She was able to ask a fairly logical
question "Who are you?"
The girl looked back and replied
"Magical girl Natsume!!!"
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Shampoo and Mousee were waiting for
the blades of doom to cut there head's off .
Shampoo , in the face of certain death ,
felt she had to say something to Mousse
before they died . "Mousse..."
Mousse could only a manage a pathetic "Yes"
, which is understandable considiring he was
going to die soon . Shampoo , undaunted , finally
got up enough courage to say it "I'd like to say
that I like you , as a friend" .
Mousse was in heaven , she liked him . They
were going to die , but Shampoo liked him .
Mousse was going to say something in
return , but when opened his mouth all
that came out was "Burst of destruction ,
Attack!!" . Mousse was confused , he didn't
want to say that . He looked up to
see that the blades of death have been
destroyed . He's alive , and Shampoo had
admitted that she liked him . "Shampoo!!!"
Shampoo reacted as per normal and kicked
the hell out of Mousse . She then ran out
yelling "Must find Ranma-chan!!!Aiya!!" .
Mousse was left in a world of hurt and he
could only mutter "Shampoo" in a pathetic
voice .
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Ryoga really didn't like plant's , espically
when they were trying to kill him . He looked
over toward's Ukyo and found that she wasn't
doing much better . Damn if he didn't do something
soon they would be dead .
Just then a wierd looking figure appeared over them .
It looked like a magical girl . Ryoga managed to get
a look at her as she produce a magical staff out of
nowhere . All Ryoga could do was mutter the word
"Help..."
"Plant's should bring joy to this world , not pain ...
I the Magical girl Natsume , shall bring you
to justice...Staff metamorph!!!!"
Great , typical Magical girl speech's . Ryoga wondered
if they did this just to watch the victim suffer some more .
He really wanted to yell out just save me damn it , but there
was a big vine down his throught which prevented speech .
But Kasumi..I mean Natsume morphed her staff into a pair
of really big scissor's and started to maul the plant's .
Ryoga and Ukyo came to a few minutes later .
Ukyo finally asked "Who saved us?"
Ryoga responded in amazment "The magical girl
Natsume..."
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"Were going to die , Saotome , were going
to die!!!" Soun cried on Genma panda's fur .
Genma tried to tell them that a magical girl
came by to save them , but Soun just couldn't
bring himself to read Genma's sign's . Genma
sighed , he was gonna be here for a long time .
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Nabiki laughed . At last she had a way to make
million's in the American entertainment industry .
She would take Gundam and turn it into an American
Cartoon show called those wacky mech's . At that
moment Kasumi returned ...I mean Natsume .
"Everone's safe..." Kasumi exclaimed proudly
as a ball of energy turned her back to normal .
"Great , let's go home . Oh by the way , do you
mind if I use your transformation sequence for
a henati calander ?" Nabiki asked in ernest .
Kasumi was shocked (wouldn't you be) "Nabiki ,
how could you . "
"Yeah , your right" a dejected Nabiki added .
"Beside's , if my image is clean we can make
more money on toy's" Kasumi added , causing
Nabiki to go into Takahashi position number 1
for shock .
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"Hahahhahahahaha!!!!At last I know the
idenity of magical girl Natsume!!!I knew
the house plan would work " . The manical
laughter coninued for another hour as
the incredibily good looking leader
of the earth destruction force , Arisa ,
enjoyed her upcoming victory . Underling's
just cowered before her as typical underling's
should do .....
"Now we just attack all of her friend's for
final victory!!!"
A barve underling decided to ask "But what
will that do ?" Arisa was not pleased
with this and decided to react in a calm , rational
manner . "What !!!You dare question me!!!Laser
Death!!!" and the underling was reduced to rubble
(which is calm and rational for most evil people
wanting to take over the world...)
"Now go !!! Destroy Nastume's friend's!!!And be
sure to bring back some KFC , man am I hungry..."
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The sun was setting in a Nerima park . Akane and
Ranma -chan watched the sunset from the bench .
After the escaped the house of doom (with help from
Kasumi...I mean Natsume) and they dumbed Kuno off
at the local office of the French foreign legion , they
decided to take a walk in a local park . Ranma-chan
sighed , she thought this was the most beautiful sight
in the world . The sunset wasn't half bad either .
It was then and there that she decided to put her arm
around Akane's waist .
"Hold it right there Ranma Saotome" a mysterious
voice barked loudly .
Damn it , Ranma thought , why does everyone
interupt me when I try to advance my relationship
with Akane .
"Heh , who think you can avoid us forever..." the
mysterious voice added in a evil laugh .
"Hey , can't you see I'm busy..." Ranma yelled in
extreme anger .
"Feh , you can't brush us off that easily..." the
voice added in a smug tone .
"Why you.." was all Ranma said before she
started her attack . But it was cut short , as
thousand's of white samurai surrond him .
"Hah , can you beat us all , you two pathetic
word's " The voice mockinkly said in an
incredibliy pythonesque way(see the holy
grail for more info..)
"What'll we do Ranma.." Akane nervously said...
"Nothing , you'll just loose . And when you loose
we'll throw you in permance water from Jusenkyo.."
. All of sudden a big pool formed around our 2 heros .
Suddenly they knew that this wasn't a park . It was
a Samuari training ground .
"Oh yeah , the water is very cold..." the voice
added in a triumphent voice .
Ranma-chan gulped . If she lost she faced a
fate worse than death . She would spend the
rest of her life as a girl .
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Mousse followed Shampoo around blindly ,
because well , he couldn't see farther than a
cm at best . But he was determined . He knew
Shampoo said she licked him , and Mousse
was going to press the issue with Shampoo .
But before he coudl talk to her , Shampoo
stopped in her track's and screamed .
"What is it Shampoo ?" A concerned Mousse
asked .
"Allow me to explain..."
"Dandruff" was all a stunned Shampoo could say .
Suddenly a strange looking girl appear's in front
of Shampoo . She look's like she could be an
Amazon .
"Hello Shampoo !! I , Dandruff of the Korean
Amazon tribe must pay you back for
dfeating me .." Dandruff coldly explained .
"Get ready to die!!!" Dandruff yelled as
she charged Shampoo .
Mousee stuned by these event's could only mutter
"Whoa...Now that's ironic..."
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Ukyo sighed , she shouldn't have let Ryoga led
her out of the house . For all she knew she could
be in Africa or Baffin Island . "Hey Ryoga , do you
have any Idea where we are going ?"
"No not really" Ryoga responded in good humour .
He didn't mind it when people bugged him about
his sense of direction , as long as it wasn't the
bane of his exsitance Ranma Saotome . He wondered
why such a nice girl like Ukyo would see in scum like
Ranma . But this train of thought was interupted by
a rather huge sign , which Ryoga met face first .
"Ouch..Hey Ukyo!!I think I know where we are," Ryoga
excliamed proudly . But there was no answer . Ryoga
turned around to see where Ukyo was , but she wasn't
behind him . "Ukyo?" Ryoga asked in ernest as he checked
the bushes around him . "Where did she go ?" was the last
thing Ryoga said before his world went black .
When he came too a few minutes later , he looked
around his new surronding's . It looked like a rather huge
kitchen . To the left there was a giant Okonomiyaki grill .
He looked closer and saw a huge mound of Okonomiyaki
batter on the grill . In the middle was Ukyo . Ryoga tired
to move , but he couldn't . He tried to yell , but all that
came out was a bwee . Damn it he was a pig . He looked
around again , and saw that he was tied up . What where they
doing ? But his question was answered by the cook book
below him . On it was 1 receipe for Sweet and Sour
Pork . And at that moment Ryoga squealed louder than
he ever did before .
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Soun Tendo looked around his surronding's . He
was going to die , and die in a tank of fish with a wet
Panda . He was ...wait a minute there is no water in here!!!
"Saotome , were saved!!!" Soun yelled at the top of his
lungs.
Genma sighed , they were saved over 5 hours ago by
Kasumi...I mean Natsume . Soun just was crying for
over 5 hours . Luckily there was a hole to allow the
tears to escape of else they would've drowned by now .
"Well let's head home..." Soun exclaimed as he
approached the hole mad by there rescuer . But
then all of sudden the hole was covered by a metal door .
The hole in the floor that allowed the water to escape
dissapeared also . Once again water started to fill
the small room . "Ahh it's the Pirhanna's again!!!"
Genma just looked over to Soun and raised a
sign that said you Putz .
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Nabiki was happy . None of her family recognized
Kasumi as the magical girl Natsume . This mean's
she could start the high powered marketing
Campaign soon . And soon she would crush Sailor
Moon in the Japanese market , and flood the North
American market full of quality action figure doll's
, including the infamous UFO catcher doll . Nabiki's
conitnued to plan her path to total toy market domination
when all of sudden she heard Kasumi's scream coming
from the kitchen .
"What is it ?" Nabiki asked as she rushed into the kitchen .
"That..." was all Kasumi could mutter out . Above her was
a floating vison of evil , the manical destroyer of the
Montreal Forum and creator of the molosn center , Arisa .
"Hello Natsume...."
"Huh , I'm just Kasumi..." Kasumi tried to tell her . But
Kasumi just couldn't lie , Nabiki thought .
"Save me your pathetic lies!!I know who you are!!!
Listen closely , your friend's are in danger!!You have
only an hour to save them before they die!!!Oh yeah ,
my monster's will oppuse you every step of the way!!!
Good luck 'Natsume'!!!" Arisa laughed in the usual
evil villian laughter . She then dissapeared in a puff
of smoke .
Nabiki was shocked . If she lost Ranma and Akane she
would lose a major source of income (not to mention
a nice sister , but she had to justify thing's in money...
she couldn't let people know she cared about them
because they could go away like her mother did) .
She managed to choke back her fear , and assume her
normal voice to ask Kasumi "What are you going to do.."
Kasumi replied in a reassuring voice "The only thing I can do..."
Nabiki couldn't hide her fear any longer , as she stuttered out
"No don't go ...."
"Don't worry , I'll be alright..." Kasumi said in a kind voice .
"Kasumi..."
"What is it Nabiki?" Kasumi asked .
"Bring them back . I know you can do it!!!" Nabiki said
assuming a very Kawaii pose (for a picture look at any
Chiba Usa pose in Sailor Moon R the movie) .
"I will!!!" Kasumi replied with confidience in her voice .
"Cosmic Love Power Transformation!!!"
To be continued....
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Now It's your turn!!!!!
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Ja ne!!
Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!