And here we have the incredibly lame, anti climating conclusion
to Sailor Moon - Technojunk. Now you probably don't want to read it but
if you do here it is anyway.
Chapter 3
The scouts stood there stunned and looking at each other until Rei
finally broke the silence, "Well I'm not waiting for that thing to come back,
I have a date with Darien soon."
"Me neither, I dragged myself away from Sailor V and Andrew to fight
that thing and then it never even stuck around to get beat." said Serena
leaving for the exit.
"But.. ah who cares. I've got to get to cram school anyway." Ami
said then also left for the exit. A passing thought about maybe checking on
Melvin passed through her head but she quickly crushed the thought.
* * *
Back at the Dark Kingdom the Technobot had just returned and was
kneeling in front of Queen Beryl. To his right and a bit behind was Nephrite
and on the opposite side was Malachite who obviously was just there to bother
Nephrite while Zoisite recovered. In his hand he was holding his large metal
shopping bag.
"Technobot, what have you brought me?" Beryl inquired.
"I have brought you much human energy Queen Beryl." it replied
as it
created a ball of energy in front of it and guided the energy to Beryl.
"Very nice, this will put our plans ahead of schedule." stated a
smiling Beryl, "See Nephrite, my plan is working perfectly."
"Of course Queen Beryl, it was your plan after all." he said.
"Yes it is a good plan." she said adding to her ego.
"It will become my plan if it fails of course." Nephrite muttered
under his breath.
"What was that Nephrite?" she asked?
"He said that it would become his plan as soon as it failed."
Malachite broke in seeing a chance for revenge.
"Hmm, is that so Nephrite?" Beryl prodded.
"Would he lie?" Nephrite responded cooly and exchanged looks with
Malachite.
"Ahhh..." Beryl stuttered unsure of wether Malachite would lie
to her
just to get revenge on Nephrite then deciding it was safest to change the
subject. "Technobot, what is in that bag of yours, a present for your
Queen?" she inquired.
"These are parts to upgrade my systems." it responded, "The gift I
had for you was destroyed by the Sailor Scouts." it added quickly.
"They did what?" Beryl yelled, "Did you destroy the Scouts like I
told you to?" calming down slightly.
"Well no... I told them to wait for me while I gave you the
energy I
had captured."
"You did what? Get back there and destroy them." she commanded
angrily, "And don't come back until they're destroyed!"
It nodded and disappeared through a portal carrying his bag of
upgrades reappearing at the remains of the disrupted electronics store. He
scanned the place, many comatose bodies, a number of people gathered around
the enterances and exits to the place but no sailor scouts. "I said I'd be
back in a minute. Oh well, might as well go find a place to upgrade myself."
he thought as he flew off through the hole he created upon crashing the show.
* * *
In a different part of the Dark Kingdom that looked very much
like a
kitchen that hadn't been cleaned in a millenium or two Zoisite waited
impatiently for Malachite to return.
"How hard can it be to get cookbook from an old grandmother." She
thought to herself, "He's probably hitting on some pretty boy."
"oOoOoOo" Malachite moaned as he entered the kitchen throwing a
thick
book onto the table, "That great-grandma sure can fight." He said rubbing
a large
and nasty bump on his head.
"Are you all right?" Zoisite said while examining the bump on
his head, "Let me get some ice for that."
"It'll be fine." Malachite said, "Let us now exact our revenge on
Nephrite!" ending wih a maniacal laugh.
"Hey! I do the maniacal laugh around here." Zoisite complained
slapping Malachite upside the head.
"But I want to do the maniacal laugh." Malachite whined.
"You got the cape and the fancy uniform, I get the maniacal laugh."
He said visibly getting angry.
"Ok ok, you can have the maniacal laugh." He replied reluctantly.
"Thank you." Zoisite said before breaking into his maniacal
laughter.
"Better now?" Malachite asked.
"Much, now lets get to work." He responded picking up the cooking
book and beginning to flip through it. "Lets see, Ramen of Forgetfullness,
Potion of Love, ah here we are Apple of Eternal Sleep." He said pointing
to a
recipe.
"This should be simple." Noted Malachite, "Rose of formal wear man
, claws of cat, hair of blonde ditz and an apple."
"Simple? Where are we going to get those things?" Zoisite
questioned, "It's not something you pick up at your local grocer."
"Come on I'll show you." He replied taking Zoisites hand as the both
disappeared.
* * *
"Luna, what are you doing here?" Ami asked as she arrived in front
of her cram school.
"Looking for some sanity." She replied.
"Well you won't find any of that in this fanfic." Ami said.
"Isn't this Sailor Moon - Tragedy and Apology?" Luna asked.
"No this is Technojunk, purely comedic." Ami answered. "Anyway I'm
gonna be late." She said walking into her cram school.
"Why that stupid author sent me to the wrong fanfic!" Luna
complained
turning to leave.
"Hello Kitty." Zoisite chirped cheerly appearing with Malachite out
of nowhere.
"Go away you two, I'm in the wrong fanfic." Luna griped.
"Well since your here... Grab her Zoisite." Malachite commanded
"What?! No, it might stratch my pretty face." Zoisite responded,
"Oh fine." Said Malachite grabbing Luna by the tail who was trying
to sneak away. "Now hold still while we clip your claws."
"MEOWWRRR!" Luna screamed flailing her limbs about trying to scratch
anything within reach.
"Calm down you stupid cat or we'll spayed you to." Zoicite told Luna
grabbing on of her paws.
"Urk.. Uh ok take the claws, take the claws." Luna replied
anxiously.
"Now that wasn't so bad was it Luna." Malachite said releasing her.
"Your not the one who was just declawed." Luna humphed and stormed
away.
Malachite and Zoisite vanished together in search of there next
ingredient.
* * *
"Hi again Andrew!" Serena said cheerily as she entered the arcade.
"Huh, oh hi Serena, I never saw you leave." Andrew replied.
"She was probably out getting something to eat, right meatball
head?" Darien jumped in as he entered the arcade.
"You know Darien I'm worried about you." She replied sarcasticly as
she turned to face him.
"Oh why's that?" Darien asked slightly surprised at her response.
"Well I lied, I'm not worried about you. In fact I'm going to enjoy
seeing what Rei does to you for standing her up." Serena answered grinning
widly.
"ACK! My date with Rei!" He yelled turning around to run out of the
arcade but forgeting the doors were shut. He tried again but this time he
opened the door and ran franticly down the street then running up the street.
"And people say I'm wierd." Serena noted to herself.
"Sometimes I think I'm the only sane one in this series." Andrew
added getting back to work and missing the large Technobot stopping in front
of the arcade.
"Ugh! Not that thing again." Serena complained. "Oh well... Moon
prism... POWER" She shouted and transformed into Sailor Moon.
"I am Sailor Moon. On behalf of the..." Serenas speech was cut
short
as she was forced to jump clear of the Technobots BFG blast.
Quickly targeting the center of Sailor Moon's head with it's mini
head mounted lasers. "Goddamn it! Will Intel ever put out a chip
without an
FPU flaw!" The Technobot cursed as it's lasers sliced off her meatball
and ponytail.
"Augh! My hair!" Sailor Moon screamed feeling where her meatball
isn't anymore.
Out of nowhere a red rose came flying cutting off Sailor Moons other
meatball and ponytail embedding itself and the hair in the foot of the
Technobot. "Oh sorry." Tuxedo Mask said apologeticly, "I didn't see you
there."
"My hair, my beautiful hair." Sailor Moon cried feeling where her
other meatball no longer is.
"Ahh there we go." Malachite told Zoicite pointing toward the foot
of the Technobot.
"Hey Technobot! Throw that rose and hair in your foot up here."
Zoisite commanded the Technobot.
"Huh?" Technobot responded then looked down. "Oh yeah here." It
said pulling the stuff out of his foot and throwing it at Zoisite.
"Thank you." Zoisite responded catching the items. "Now where to?"
He asked Malachite.
"To the Grocer!" Malachite exlaimed vanishing a second before
Zoisite.
The Technobot leveled its BFG at Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon.
"Queen
Beryl will be pleased." It said breaking out into a maniacal computer
generate laughter.
*WAP* "When will you people learn I do the maniacal laughter!"
Zoisite yelled as he kicked the Technobot in the head knocking it over then
disappearing as quickly as she arrived.
Tuxedo Mask walked up to the fallen Technobot and poked it with his
cane. "I think it's dead." He told Sailor Moon who was still fussing
over her
nnewly acquired haircut. He popped open a access panel on the back of the
technobot and pulled out a battery. "Dark Kingdom batteries not Energizers,
that would explain it." He reasoned.
* * *
"It is finished!" Exclaimed malachite triumphantly turning off the
stove.
"Now all we need to do is inject the potion into the apple, and find
a way to get Nephrite to eat it." Zoisite responded.
"Keep that away from me." Malachite yelled stumbling backwards away
from Zoicite.
"What? Afraid of a little needle?" Zoisite teased pointing it at
him.
"AAAHHHHHHHHH" Malachite screamed running out of the kitchen as fast
as he could.
Zoisite chuckled a little then filled the needle from their liquid
concoction injecting it into the apple. Throwing the needle into the garbage
Soisite called for Malachite, "Oh honey, it's safe to come back in. I got
rid of the needle."
Malachite peeked around the corner checking to make sure it's
safe to
come in. Deciding it was safe he entered and admired the apple from a far
with Zoisite, "It is a beauty isn't it."
"It is." Zoisite responded, "Now we have to find a way to get
Nephrite to eat it."
"Eat what?" Nephrite asked walking in. Spotting the apple he
took a
bite of it. "Strange taste." Nephrite commented on the apple. "And I have
this sudden urge to go see Molly." He added as he left.
"See Molly?" Zoisite wondered then grabbing the recipe book he
looked it over. "You idiot!" Zoisite screamed throwing the book at
Malachite,
"Those were the ingredients for the love potion!"
Knowing what happens when Zoisite gets mad he made a quick exit from
the kitchen in seek of safer territory.
* * *
"Nephrite is that you?" Molly asked looking at a figure she could
barely make out in the corner of her dark room.
"It's me." He replied stepping out of the shadows and kneeling next
to her bed. "I love you Molly." He said clenching Molly's hand and looking
into her eyes.
She smiled, "Hold my hand for a while?" She asked snuggling down in
her covers.
"I will." He replied leaning his head on the bed where he fell
asleep
holding Molly's hand.
* * *
Queen beryl sat on her thrown looking disgusted at her two
generals. The Technobot had failed and someone had to be punished for this
failure.
"Seeing as Nephrite isn't here I will exact my swift and unfair
punishment upon you to." She said coldly to Zoisite and Malachite who were
kneeling before her. "And that punishment is that you Zoisite must scrub the
toilets throughout the Dark Kingdom." She stated.
"But my Queen, it's Nephrites fault." She pleaded trying to shift
blame.
"Silence!" Beryl yelled then addressed Malachite, "You must
scrub the
urenals throughout the Dark Kingdom." Her voice tinted with pleasure in her
punishments.
"Yes my Queen." He replied then thinking to himself, "This won't be
pretty but better then scrubbing toilets."
"Now begon, I do not wished to be disturbed while I watch Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers." She commanded.
Malachite and Zoisite vanished simutaneously both wondering if it
was the American or Japanese version of the show she was going to watch.
---- This is the end of Sailor Moon - Technojunk story ----
And there you go.. Flames and comments go to
'ue921@freenet.victoria.bc.ca' everything else goes to
'trashbin@garbage.co' =). For those few Tragedy & Apology fans out
there, I'm working on it and debating which way I'm going to end the
story, do I get them together or tear them farther apart.. =)