Andy Skuse verbalized:

Hide the remote for the Orbital Particle Beam Satellite WW!! (Oh right, you
couldn't find it last time) :)

That's because I have it.  I've had it all the time.

...now, how do you set it for roast Wolf?  Ah, yes, here (twist) it (click)
is (typetypetype).

Ja!  (click)

[Somewhere up in space, a MHI defense satellite starts to warm up and
pinpoint it's target.  A lone wolf, typing at a keyboard.]

AlberCrombie
 
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