Ranma 1/2 Fan-fic : Love in September 

A story involving Akane and Shampoo....

We focus in on Furnikan high at night time .
 It is after the Rythmeic Gymnastic's contest
 involving Ranma and Kodachi .It seem's 
that Furnikan high is putting on a 
production of Romeo and Juliet , and 
Akane has the lead . No she's not playing 
Juliet , instead she's playing Romeo . 
We now see her running 
home dressed as Romeo . 

Akane : Man , why did I have to 
play Romeo ? 

Suddenly Akane remember's that Kuno 
is the only guy in the drama club , and 
remember's Kuno's auditon which consited 
of a very long (about 200 page) sonnet 
profesing his love for 
the pig-tailed girl and Akane Tendo . 

Akane : That's why I'm playing 
Romeo ......

We now see that Akane is home 
at the Tendo dojo

Akane : All right time to change into my 
normal clothes...

Suddenly a loud crashing noise is 
heard  in the background .....

Akane : Huh....

Ranma : Leave me alone !!!
 I don't know where she is .....

Voice : Where is girl type Ranma....

Akane open's the door . 

Akane : Ranma ...

Ranma is running toward's hear screaming...

Ranma : Ahhh!!! Run you fool !!!

Shampoo : Where is girl type Ranma !?!

Suddenly Shampoo lunges at Ranma 
with a Bonbiri . However 
before she can hit Ranma she must 
first pass Akane . Akane is 
stunned by this , but reacts 
instinctively with a kick to 
Shampoo's Bonbiri , breaking 
it into 2 and having the ball hit 
Shampoo's head . Ranma is 
shocked by these event's.....

Ranma : What did you do , you moron ?!?

Akane : I saved your life you Baka !!!!

Ranma : Fool , Now she's going to
 be after you too ....

Akane [horrified] : Oh no the Kiss of death 

Shampoo comes to , and moves 
towards Akane . Akane tries to 
slip away , but Shampoo won't let 
her move away . She lean's foward 
and kiss's Akane's cheek . 

Akane : This is all just a misunderstanding ,
 right Ranma !!!

Shampoo [In Chinese] : [My beloved Husband..]

Suddenly Shampoo kisses Akane's lip's , and 
it's a very passionite Kiss . Both Akane and 
Ranma are horrified , and Akane remember's 
that she look's like a boy now . 

Ranma : What's going on ....

Suddenly Genma , Soun and 
Ryouga enter the room . 

Soun : Hello Akane.....

See's Shampoo holding Akane 
in a passionite embrace ....

Soun : Akane.....WHATS 
GOING ON HERE!!!!

Ryouga : Why you brute , die!!!

Ryouga suddenly leaps at Shampoo , 
but Shampoo immeditly use's a bobiri 
to send Ryouga into the street's . 

Shampoo : [My beloved Husband]

Akane : Anyone here speak Chiniese ?

Soun [crying] : Akane , explain this!!!

Shampoo [producing an old looking Book] : Aiya....

Scene shift : We are now in the living room
 of the Tendo's . Ranma , Akane , Nabiki ,
 Soun , Kasumi , and Genma are all sitting 
at a table . Shampoo is at the table also with 
her arm around Akane's waist . Soun is 
reading the starnge looking book that 
Shampoo produced ....

Soun : Hmm , very intresting .....

Akane : Well , what is it ? 

Soun : You know I can't read a word of Chinese Akane!!!

Akane [angry] : Then why did you bother to
read it at all!!!

Nabiki [taking the book] : Hmm , let's see ...
 Rules of Chinese Amazon tribe , Rule 1 : 
if woman beat's Amazon than Amazon 
must chase her to end's of the earth and kill her . 

Ranma : We know that one already ....

Nabiki : Rule 2 : if man beats Amazon 
than Amazon must marry that man ....

Genma : And how can you read that....

Nabiki : Easy , the Japanese is on the 
reverse side of the page .

Soun : And how did I miss that ....

Ranma : Great , that help's us a lot !!
We still don't know why 
she's hanging all over Akane 

Suddenly everyone relizies that 
Akane look's like a guy . 

Kasumi [genuinly shocked] : Oh my!!!

Soun : Now wait just a minute here , 
you can't marry Akane !!!She's a ....

Ranma : Shut UP!!!We need to talk alone....

Soun : Excues us....

The two of them leave the room , and 
everyone but Akane and Shampoo goes 
over to eavesdrop on the conversation ....

Soun : What is Ranma....

Ranma : Do not say Akane is a girl to Shampoo !!!

Soun : And why shouldn't I ?

Ranma : Do you want Shampoo out to kill Akane ...

Soun : Why....

Suddenly we see a picture of Shampoo hunting 
down Akane and killing her with a giant wood 
sword . 

Soun : Akane !!!!!

Ranma : See .... 

Soun [crying] : What do we do ?!?

Ranma : We just keep this charade going untill
 we can get rid of Shampoo ....

Soun [still crying] : Yes , this will work !!! 
Akane come here !!

Akane enter's the room without Shampoo....

Akane : What is it dad ?

Soun : Akane , you must do this for your father....

Akane : Do what ?

Soun : You must pretend to be a boy as long as
 Shampoo is here..

Akane : What ???

Ranma : Do what he say's , or else Shampoo 
will be out to kill you...

Akane : Oh yeah ....

Shampoo now rushes into the room , 
and grab's onto Akane...

Shampoo : [My love...]

Ranma : Oh boy....

Shampoo : You , where is girl-type Ranma !?!

Ranma : Oh no...

Shampoo : Tell me where she is !!!!

Ranma : Ahh!!!

Ranma immeditily begin's to run away with 
Shampoo in pursuit . Akane can be heard in 
the background groaning . 

Later that night in Akane's Room ...

Akane : Why , why do I have to do this ....

*flashback*

Ranma : Do this or Shampoo will be out to 
kill you!!!

*end flashback*

Akane : Damn it , It's because of Shampoo that my 
life is going to be screwed for the next few weeks . 

We see Akane enter the bathroom , and pan 
toward's a tree where we see Shampoo looking 
through a window....

Shampoo [to herself] : { Why is husband mad at me ...}

We now see Akane exit the bathroom looking like 
she normally does . 

Akane : And I thought that the weird stuff 
only happened to Ranma.....

The light is turned off , and Akane fall's asleep . 
A perplexed Shampoo is left looking through 
the window . 

Shampoo : { Why is Husband now a girl}.....

The next morning in the Tendo kitchen ....

Kasumi : Morning Akane....

Soun : Ahh good morning ..ack...

We now look at Akane , who is dressed normally 
for school , which mean's she look's like a girl ....

Soun : Why are you dressed like that , young lady...

Akane : Becasue it's the way I normally dress !!!

Soun : Akane , as long as Shampoo is here , 
your a guy !!!

Akane : Forget it , I'm not ruining my life because 
of some Chiniese Bimbo....

Ranma-chan : Ahh get away!!!

We now see Shampoo chasing Ranma-chan around . 
Once the reach they reach the living room , Shampoo 
stop's the chase . 

Akane : I'm leaving....

Shampoo : Aiya .... {Again , husband look's like girl}

Ranma : Wait for me....

Shampoo : Wait up , where is girl type Ranma ....

Later that afternoon , we see Shampoo watching 
Akane at school . She is still wondering why her 
husband now look's like a girl . She is about 
to storm into the classroom when she hear's a loud 
crash . It's Kuno chasing Ranma-chan around . 

Kuno : Oh pig-tailed girl , come to me my love ....

Ranma-chan : Get away you idiot.....

Kuno : Oh....

Suddenly Kuno is knocked unconcious . We see a
 shadowy figure standing above his body . 

Ranma-chan : Thank you ....

Shampoo : Ranma-chan , I kill you now...

Ranma-chan : Oh shit!!!

Shampoo chases Ranma-chan around the entire 
school . Finally Ranma is able to find a kettle of 
hot water . He is about to use it  , when Shampoo 
smashes into the room . 

Ranma-chan : Ahhh!!!!

Shampoo : Now you die !!!!

Ranma-chan : I don't think so (uses hot water)...

Shampoo : Aiya!!!!

Ranma : Ah ha , you can't kill me now because 
I'm a boy!!!!

Shampoo : Where did Ranma-chan go .....

Ranma : Well , you see were the same person...

Shampoo : Then you must die too!!!

Ranma : Wait , I'm a boy !!! Ranma-chan is just
 my cursed form !!

Shampoo : Jusenkyo curse ?

Ranma : Yes , Juesnkyo curse ...

Shampoo : Than I can't kill you ....

Ranma : All right!!!

Shampoo : And is Husband Juesnkyo cursed !?

Ranma : Nope , Akane is really a girl....

Shampoo : Aiya ???

Ranma : Yep , she was just dressed up to play 
Romeo ...

Shampoo : Grrr....

Ranma : Shampoo.....

Shampoo : Akane , prepare to DIE!!!

Ranma : What ... Oh!!! WAIT!!!!

We see Shampoo run off fuming , leaving Ranma 
to himself . 

Ranma : Oh man , am I in trouble ....

Cut to Girl gym class , Akane's locker . There 
is a challenge written there in broken Japanese . 

Girl 1 : What is it Akane ...

Akane : It's a challenge , after school in the field . 

Girl 2 : Wow , sound's serious . 

Akane : It is ... Don't worry Shampoo I'll be there ....

It's now after school at Furnikan high . We focus 
in on a field where Akane and Shampoo are 
going to fight . 

Shampoo : You I kill for lying to me ...

Akane : Go ahead !! I want to pay you back for 
ruining my life!!!

Shampoo : DIE!!!!

We see Shampoo run at Akane . Akane goes 
for a kick , but Shampoo avoid's it by jumping 
in the air . On the way back down Shampoo 
ready's for the fatal blow with her wodden 
sword . 

Shampoo : AHHH!!!!

Suddenly Shampoo stop's . She can't seem 
to kill Akane . 

Shampoo : {Why can't I kill her...}

Akane see's that Shampoo can't move , 
and decides to go in for the kill , but again 
Akane can't finish her off .

Shampoo : {Could it be that I actually love her ...}

Akane : Shampoo ... I'm sorry about lying to you . 
You didn't ruin my life...

Shampoo : {What am I feeling , she look's so cute , 
yet I must kill her}

Akane : Shampoo ....

Shampoo : Bie lao ....

Akane : Huh...

But she is too late , as Shampoo has run off . 

Akane : Now why couldn't I finish her off.....

Later that night ..... 

Shampoo : Why couldn't I kill her....Maybe I love ...

Cologne : Love who....

Shampoo : Ahh great grandmother...

Cologne : Who do you love Shampoo ....

Shampoo : { I can't tell her about Akane , she'll kill her
... Ah I know} Ranma , I love Ranma !!!

Cologne : The girl you lost to in China !?!

Shampoo then begin's to explain the stroy behind 
Ranma (of course leaving out anything to do with 
Akane ). 

Cologne : Hmm , so we have a Heir after all .... 

Shampoo : Huh....

Cologne : Just leave everthing to me Shampoo , just 
leave everthing to me ... HAHAHA!!!

The next day ..... 

Announcer : Come see the Furnikan High 
production of Romeo and Juliet , tonight at 8 !!!!

Akane : Ranma , where are you !!!

Girl 1 : Waiting for Ranma ....

Akane : Yeah , he was supposed to meet me 

here at 3 . 

Kuno : Akane , at last we can kiss on stage ... 

Girl 1 : Huh .... OH MY GOD!!!

We pan over to Kuno who is dressed like Juliet , 
and it does not look flattering . 

Kuno : Now nothing will come between us my love .... 

Girl 1 : Oh boy , All right Kuno conrtol team , 
READY MALLETS!!!!

10 girls suddenly surrond Kuno and introduce 
his head to a variety of mallets , in a number of 
very painfull way's . 

Akane : What a moron .... Now where's Ranma....

Ranma : Who are you .....

We now cut to an alleyway , where Ranma 
is facing Cologne ....

Cologne : I'm your future great-grandmother in-law !!!

Ranma : Hah , that will be the day !!!

Cologne : Will see ...

Suddenly Cologne attacks Ranma . Ranma 
manges to produce a decent defence , but Cologne 
manages to knock him unconcious . 

Cologne : Hmm , he posses some skill ....
He could one day be my equal !!!

Later that night at the play ....

Akane : {Where is Ranma}

We focus up on Shampoo , who is watching the play 
from the lighting . 

Shampoo : { Why can't I stop thinking about 
you Akane , Do I love you ? }

Akane : { Huh , is that Shampoo...}

Crowd : Bravo....

Akane : {Why that jerk , he didn't show up}

Shampoo : { Yes maybe I do love you Akane}

Shampoo turns to leave , but before she does she 
through a bouqet of roses to Akane .

Akane : {These flower's there from Shampoo}

Girl 1 : Great job Romeo ....

Akane : Thanks {Why can't I get her out of my 
mind , It's not like I like her or anything}

Kuno : Bravo , let me kiss you !!!

Akane : Go to hell (she hit's Kuno in the head) 
{Maybe I do like her , but as a friend , only 
as a friend....}

Kasumi : Way to go!!!

Nabiki : Yeah but where was Ranma ....

Akane : I don't know and I don't care .....

Shampoo : Nihao !!!

We are now at the Cat cafe . We see Cologne 
hoping around on her staff . 

Cologne : Hello Shampoo , I have a suprise 
for you ....

Shampoo : What is Great Grand mother ...

Cologne : Look ...

We see Cologne move a curtain , and we see
 Ranma . He look's like he's under the influence 
of some type of Narcotic ...

Cologne : Son In-law is under my control . He's 
ready to have sex with you . But be quick about it
 , it'll wear off in 2 hours . 

Shampoo : Aiya....

Cologne : Now I'll leav you 2 alone .. Have fun!!!

Cologne leaves the room , and Shampoo 
approaches Ranma . Ranma then grabs her 
down to the sheat's . He immeditly starts to have 
sex with her . Shampoo remains indeferient to 
Ranma's attempts at sex though . She instead 
is thinking about Akane ... 

Shampoo : Akane....

Ranma : Huh , you want more...

Shampoo : {Why am I seeing Akane , shouldn't 
I be loving this ....}

Ranma : You want more....

Shampoo : {No I want Akane}

Shampoo then knock's Ranma out with a frying pan . 

Shampoo : Sorry , but I not love you ....And you 
not love me ....Let's take you home....

Shampoo than picks up Ranma and head's toward 
the Tendo dojo , ignoring the fact that Cologne is 
watching her . 

Cologne : Hmm , now what is she up to ....

Cut to the Tendo dojo ....

Akane : Ranma , where are you , you Baka!!!

Shampoo : He over here...

Akane : Ranma !!! What happened to him....

Shampoo : Great grandmother use drug on him , she 
thinks we want to marry . 

Akane : And why does she think that...

Shampoo : Because I told her that ....

Akane : But ... I thought you ....

Shampoo : I sorry I caused Ranma harm , It won't 
happen again...

Akane : It better not ... 

Shampoo : Bye Akane....

Akane : .... Hmph , what a jerk that Shampoo is , 
using magic to get Ranma ....

We pan over to see Cologne in the bush watching 
Akane . 

Akane : Why do I care what Shampoo does , 
It's not like I like her....

Cologne : Hmm....

Akane : It couldn't be .....that...maybe I do...
I mean she is cute...

Cologne :.....

Akane : But it ain't normal . isn't it .....

Cologne : Hello young lady....

Akane : Huh .....

Cologne : I believe you know Shampoo...

Akane : Who are you ....

Cologne : I doesn't matter who I am ....

Akane : Huh....

Akane react's but she's to late . Cologne attacked 
her with a magical powder , causing Akane to 
become unconcious ....

Cologne : I will not let you ruin the Amazon blood line , 
and I might as well take Son In-law too !!!

Akane : .....

Cologne : Hahaha , now for phase 2 of my plan ....

Meanwhile back at the cat cafe ....

Shampoo : Me sorry Akane , but what can I do ....

She look's at picture of Akane she stole from the 
Tendo Dojo ....

Shampoo : Me know , I can apoligize tommorow ....

Cologne : {Excellent , it's all coming together}

The next morning ....

Shampoo : Where is Akane.....

See's her unconcious body left in the yard . 

Shampoo : Akane!!!

Akane : Uhh...Shampoo....I...I...

Shampoo : Akane!!!

Akane : You BITCH!!!

Shampoo : Huh ....

Akane : I hate you , you Whore . I want a real man . 
I'm just playing along because I don't want you 
to kill me...

Shampoo : Why you....

Suddenly Ryouga walk's by . 

Ryouga : Where is the Tendo dojo ..... 

Akane : Look , there is a real man I can love....
Ryouga !!!!

Ryouga : Akane.....

Akane : Let's go out on a date....

Ryouga : Sure ...{This is not a dream}

To prove this isn't a dream Akane passionetly 
kisses Ryouga .

Ryouga : Akane!!!!

Akane : See you Bimbo....

The loving couple now leaves to go out on there 
date . Shampoo remain fuming .

Shampoo : She used me... I loved her and 
she used me She must die!!!!!

We see Shampoo running back to the cat cafe 
to pick up her wodden sword . 

Shampoo : I'll show her .....she'll pay for using me...
Huh...

Before Shampoo could leave , she spot's an empty 
bottle of magic spice on the floor . 

Shampoo : It look's like ... Cologne , she did this 
to Akane...

Cologne : Your right!!!

Shampoo : Turn her back to normal !!!

Cologne : Nope can't do that , the only thing that
can break the spell is a sudden burst of the 
emotion anger!!!

Shampoo : Why you!!!

Shampoo leaps to attack Cologne

Cologne : Ranma now !!!

Shampoo's attack is stopped by Ranma . Shampoo
turn's around to face Ranma , but is knocked 
uncouncious by Cologne . 

Ranma : Tis done master...

Cologne : Excellent !! Now the amazon 
bloodline is safe....

Meanwhile somewhere in a Tokyo park  ....

Ryouga : Akane are you sure you want to 
do this ?

Akane : Don't tell me your to scared to have 
sex ...

Ryouga : It's not that , It's just....

Akane : Oh come on , you want to fuck me !!!

Ryouga : No , It's just....

Akane : Come on shy boy....

Ryouga : Augh , I don't , I mean ....

Ryouga's moment of indecision was wasted 
though , as it began to rain .

Akane : Ryouga....

P-chan : Bwee.....

Akane : Your P-chan ....

P-chan : b.w.e.e...

Akane : Why you pervert(anger growing).....
Huh , what was I doing...

P-chan : Bwee?

Akane : I was under Cologne's spell , and 
I said all those evil thing's to Shampoo ....

P-chan : BWEE!!!

Akane : Ryouga , I'm sorry I tried to seduce you ...

P-chan : bwee...

Akane : Ahh , change back you moron...

Ryouga : Akane , I'm sorry...

Akane : I'm not mad at you Ryouga....

Ryouga : Your not...

Akane : Just dissapointed .....

Ryouga : Listen I'm sorry I couldn't tell you ....

Akane : I doesn't matter , It was my fault too !!!
I should of listened to Ranma . He tried to tell 
me about you ....

Ryouga : Look ....

Akane : I don't hate you , I'm just mad . I thought 
we were friend's , but you betrayed that trust....

Ryouga : I'm sorry ....

Akane : Don't worry , I'll forgive you someday...

Ryouga : Urkk....

Akane : But know I have to save another a ..
friendship....Bye...

Ryouga : Wait , Akane ..

Akane : Don't worry about me...{I've gotta 
find Shampoo}

Akane has left , leaving Ryouga and mysterious 
onlooker . 

Ryouga : Akane....

Cologne : Don't worry about her...

Ryouga : Huh .....

Cologne : Don't worry , I'll give her to you....

Ryouga : Who are you....

Cologne : A friend...

Suddenly Cologne leaps to the attack....

Ryouga : Ahhh!!!!!

Later that day...

Akane : Shampoo !!! SHAMPOO!!

Cologne : She's over here...

Akane : Huh...

Cologne : Look ...

We focus in on Shampoo and Ranma . 
The two of them are kissing each other
 passioneitly . Cologne is laughing . 

Akane : What did you do to them ....

Cologne : You'll find out soon enough 
!!!Ryouga!!!

Ryouga : Yes master!!!

Cologne : Go hold your wife down !!!

Ryouga : Yes Master!!!

Ryouga grabs a hold of Akane . Akane tries 
to struggle , but she can not break free . 

Cologne : Soon you'll be a happy couple...

Akane : No!!!I don't want you controling my 
life ....

Cologne : You have no choice!!!

Akane : But why....

Cologne : Because of the Amazon blood line...

Akane : No...

Akane is slowly breaking free of Ryouga's grip . 

Cologne : Perhaps we need to get more physical !!
Ryouga rape her!!!

Akane : WHAT!!!!

Ryouga : Yes master....

Cologne : Don't worry , you'll forget this..

Akane : AHHH!!! 

Slowly Akane breaks free from Ryouga's grasp , 
but Cologne moves in for the kill . Akane is 
suprised by the attack , and is wide open . 
But Cologne does not finish the attack . Instead 
her head is introduced to one of Shampoo's 
Bonbiri...

Akane : Shampoo!!!

Cologne : No , It's impossibile!!!

Shampoo : Leave her alone !!!

Cologne : And why should I ?

Shampoo : Because , I love her...

Akane : Shampoo....

Cologne : And does she love you...

Shampoo : It does not matter...

Akane : Yes it does , you can't put your 
neck on theline if I don't love you...

Shampoo : Do you....

Akane : I don't know , so many confusing 
emotion's...I do like you , I've never felt 
this way before about anyone . 
Maybe it is love ...

Shampoo : Akane...

Akane : Ironic isn't it , me the tomboy and 
my first love is a girl . I guess I do love 
you Shampoo ...

Shampoo : Akane!!!!

Akane : Shampoo!!!

The two run togther and share a very 
passioite kiss . Cologne watches for 
awhile , and then decides that she 
should interupt . 

Cologne : How touching , but you have 
given me the final key for victory . 
Ryouga and Ranma come here!!!

Ryouga and Ranma : Yes Master...

Akane : Let them go!!!

Cologne : No , there mine !! In fact I think 
I want to see them die !!! Boy's kill 
yourseleves!!!

Shampoo : No!!!

Akane : How can you be so cruel!!!

Cologne : I'll do anything for the Amazon 
bloodline!!!

Shampoo : ....What do you want ?

Cologne : You to return with me too China .
We'll forget this entire farce...

Akane : No ... Don't do it Shampoo !!!!

Shampoo : And you'll let the boy's go ?

Cologne : Yep....

Akane : No.....

Shampoo : I agree...

Cologne : All right !! Boy's your are no unconcious . 
They'll be free in an hour or so and will have 
forgotten everthing . 

Akane (crying): Shampoo ....

Cologne : Let's go Shampoo....

Shampoo : Akane...

Akane (crying) : Don't leave me,,,

Shampoo (crying) : I must , for your sake ....

Akane (crying) : But I love you !!!!

Shampoo : And I love you too ....

The two pause for one last embrace , followed 
by a very long kiss . 

Cologne : All right let's get moving ....

Shampoo (crying) : Remember I did this for you 
, and remember I love you ....

Akane (crying) : SHAMPOO!!!

Shampoo : Bie lao....Akane-chan...

Cologne immeditly gather's Shampoo up , 
and the two of them are dissapear . 

Akane (crying) : I love you ... Shampoo....

We fade to balck on the still crying figure 
of Akane . And while the screen is still balck 
we still hear the cry's of Akane  . We then 
hear the voice of Shampoo 

Shampoo (crying) : Bie lao.....
. 
			The end.....

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Richard Beaubien
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