Be carefull what you Wish for Part 3
There are many sound's that beckon a person awake
each morning . The chirping of the bird's , the smell of
breakfest cooking , the contsant ringing of an alarm clock
. Of ocurse one could ignore these sound's , which is what
Ranma was doing . Nodoka sighed , time to bring in the big gun's .
Akane: "Ranma wake up .. Ranma.... Ranma NO BAKA!!!!"
Ranma :Uhh.... Akane ... It's morning.... LOOK AT
THE TIME!!!
Ranma immediately jumped out of bed and began
to get changed in an insanley fast time . She then grabbed onto
Akane's hand and procedded to run out the door .
Nodoka : Ranma-chan , do want some breakfast ?
Ranma : No thank's mom ... JA NE!!!
Nodoka : You forgot your lunch Ranma-chan....
Of course Ranma could not hear her , she was already
half way to Furnikan high .
Akane[yelling] : Ranma can we stop for a second ...
Ranma : No we can't be late ...
Akane : Were not gonna be late , we still have 10 minutes
before school start's !!!
Ranma : It's not the time we have to worry about...
Akane : Ah ha!! You want to be there to see if Ryouga's there ...
Ranma : That's not the Reason , beside's Ryouga's proablely lost ...
Akane : Than why do we have to rush to school ?
Her question was immeditly answered by the crashing sound's of
thunder . The undefeated captain of Furnikan High's kendo club
has made the scene .
Kuno : Hello my loves....
Akane was not overwhelmed by this display .
Akane : Kuno , leave us alone we have to get to school !!
However Kuno did not register the logic behind
Akane's statement . Nope , his mind was thinking soemthing
completly different .
Kuno : Akane .... Ranma-chan !!! My loves!!!
Akane and Ranma : Kuno-chan we love you!!!!
Kuno: Oh this world is a beautifull place , I will date thee...
Yep , that was the Kuno thought process . He alway's
thought that Ranma-chan and Akane loved him . Hell he
filled out an entire English quiz once with love letter's
to Akane and Ranma-chan .
Kuno[yelling] Yes , my pretties , today I will date thee !!!
Ranma : Oh man , I bet the whole school heard that...
Kuno : Yes the whole world will know about our love !!! Know
I will date thee !!!
Kuno yelled as if it was a war cry , which explained why he was charging both Akane and Ranma . However
his attack was interrupted by a thrown rose . Everthing is
quite , except the Tuxedo Kamen music playing in the background .
We look up at a tree and see Ryouga with a
bouqet of rose's .
Ryouga : Love can not be won in battle , it must be earned !!!
You should know that if your truly an honorable Samurai !!!
Akane : Ryouga-kun......
Ranma : Ryo-chan!!!!
Kuno : Ryouga , you evil dog !!! Well today I will have vengence
on you for your crime's against the heart!!
Ranma was getting very pissed off at this . She was late
, he was going to have detention again , and Kuno was just plain annoying . It was time for her to take drastic action .
Ranma : Kuno!!! Die!!!
And soon Kuno became the first idot in space .
Akane : Ranma , what a kick
Ranma : Aww , It was nothing [the bell rings]
Aww man were late !!!
Ryouga : Ranma-chan , these flower's are for you !!
Ranma : Thank's Ryo-chan !!!
Ryouga just looked at Ranma-chan . Yes life was good .
Ranma : Ryo-chan , Ryo-chan ....
Ryouga : Huh ..
Damn , he zoned out again . But she was so cute .
Ranma [yelling] : RYO-CHAN!!!
Ryouga : Sorry , Ranma-chan...
Ranma : Come on in , I don't want you to get lost before tonight
Ryouga : I'm coming !!
Ryouga was in heaven , she didn't wantme to get lost .
Akane glanced over to Ryouga , and then whispered
something to Ranma .
Ranma [yelled] : Akane!!!!
Akane could barely hold back her laughter as the three of them
ran into Furnikan high . The three of them failed to notice the
strange figure watching them on top of the Furnikan high clock .
Strange figure : That can't be Ran-chan , can it ?
But we'll answer that question later , right now let's go
to Stanley park zoo in Vancouver B.C Canada . It seem's that a
philanthropist had donated a Panda to the zoo .
The zoo keeper welcomed this addirion , but was a little suspicious
about the gift from the beginning . It seemed that this Panda came
not from China , but from Japan . But
these concerns were put to rest when the panda arrived at
zoo yesterday . The panda was healthy and it even had an
act . It kept producing sign's in Japanese , which produced an
instant money making act . Hell , it may even be able to
communicate the zoo keeper thought . He than laughed at
his own absurd thought's .
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Class was in session at Furnikan high , but Ranma
wasn't in class . She was outside as she usually was at this
time of day . Hmph , how do they expect me to learn if I'm
out here holding bucket's all day .
Akane : Hey Ranma , how's it going
Ranma : Fine Akane ...
Akane : Are you ready for tonight's date ...
Ranma : It's not a date ...
Akane : No , what is it then ?
Ranma : It's 2 friend's going out for dinner .
Akane : Sure , 2 friend's . And where are you 2 friend's going ?
Ranma : Chez Pierre ....
Akane : That sound's like a place 2 friend's go to have dinner ..
Ranma : Akane...
Akane : Bleah...
Ranma : Aw geez...
Strange figure [thinking]: Hmm Chez Pierre , I'll be there
Ran-chan , If you are Ran-chan .
====Later that night....
Ranma : Ryo-chan...Ryo-chan...
Hmmm , life was good Ryouga thought .
And Ran-chan was so cute ...
Ranma : Oh man I hate when he zone's out like that !!
Oh well at least he doesn't nosebleed ...
Strange figure : Ran-chan...
Ryouga : Uhh ....
Ryouga finally snapped out of his dream
like state , and saw a young looking man next to Ranma .
Strange Figure : Ran-chan , how's it going ?
Ryouga : Sorry , she's with me ...
Strange figure : Don't tell me you've forgotten me , Ran-chan ?
Ranma : Should I know you ....
Strange figure : ... Yes , you should know me . You only ruined
my life Ran-chan !!!
Ranma : Hey I don't even know who you are , so how could I
ruin your life ?
Ryouga [standing up ]: Leave us alone , were having a dinner ...
However Ryouga was immeditly put back into his
chair by a rather huge spatula .
Ryouga : Hey!!!
Ranma : Ucchan....
Ukyou : Ahh you remember me ... So do remember
how you ruined my life ...
Ranma : Ruined your life , I just remember we were friend's
when we were young ...
Ukyou : Ahh Than you forget that you were my fiancee....
Ryouga choked on some pork . Fiancee ...
Ryouga : Ran-chan , explain your self ...
Ranma : Hey I don't know what's going on , ask him !!!
Ryouga : What do you mean Fiancee....
Ukyou : When we were young , your dad and my dad made an
arrainged marriage between us . However you ran out on us .
Now because of this dishonor , I have seeked you out over the
last few year's to have my revenge ...
Ryouga : Hmm Genma , that explian's this problem...
Ranma : Yeah , but why would he engage me to a man ,
he alway's wanted me to be a boy ..
Ukyou : I'm not a boy...
Ranma : NANI!!!
Ukyou : I'm a girl ... ever since you dishonored me ,
I've been living as a boy !!!
Ranma : But I'm a girl...
Ukyou : But why would your father engage us if your
a girl ?
Ranma : My father alway's wanted a boy , he tried to
make me into a boy . It was his dishonor that has caused
you such pain ... I'm sorry
Ukyou : Ran-chan...
Ranma : Ucchan....
Ukyou [yelling]: Ran-chan , I'm sorry!!!
Ukyou than ran from the restaurant .
Ryouga : Ranma-chan...
Ranma : Ucchan... I'm sorry . Damn you Father !!!
Why did you have to hurt so many people to relize
your dream , WHY?!?
Ryouga : Ranma-chan....
Meanwhile back at the zoo ....
Tourist 1 : Look at the Panda , He's got sign's
Tourist 2 : You know what it read's 'help I'm a man'
Tourist 1 : Maybe he's Jusenkyo cursed....
Tourist 2 : HAHAHA , that's funny!!!!!
Not the end ......
SD Kasumi : Hello , Hope you've enjoyed Be carefull what
wish for part 3 ....
SD Belldandy : Yes , and there are more adventures yet to
come....
SD Kasumi : Yes there will , but now it's time for
Heaven's kitchen ....
SD Belldandy : Yes , today we are going to show that anyone
can cook ....
SD Kasumi : And to help show us that ANYONE can cook ,
we have 3 of the most infamous cook's in anime history ...
SD Belldandy : We have C-ko Kotobuki ....
SD C-ko : C-ko-san is happy to be here ...
SD Kasumi : My sister , Akane Tendo ...
SD Akane : I'll cook something good if it kill's me ...
SD Belldandy : And Lum....
SD Lum : Darling will love my cooking now !!!
SD Kasumi : All right let's get cooking .....
SD Usagi : What about me , I was suppose to be in this sketch .
SD Kasumi : We couldn't afford to hire you , so we got a
replacment ....
SD Serena : Hello , I'm ready to cook !!!
SD Usagi : WHAT !!! YOU GOT HER !!! WHAAA!!!!
SD Belldandy : Kasumi , we've got a problem ....
SD Kasumi : Oh my god .....
SD C-ko : Okay let's see , spaghetti . We add 1 lobster , 1
clam , 1 tree , 1 can of soy-sauce , 1 bottle of steak sauce
...
SD Akane : Can you pass me the white wine ...
SD C-ko : Sure {passes her vingear} ...
SD Akane : All right , let's cook ! Flour {put's in sugar}
, Salt {oregneo} , egg's {add's in green stuff that lurk's in fridge}
SD Lum : Haha , I laugh at your puny attempt's to cook !!!
Behold Oni science , the mark VI Irraditor and puree machine
!!!
SD Kasumi : Oh no....
SD Lum : Let's go !!! {Irradites mound's of food , all that
remain's is a mess of black substance} There , microwaved
stew ....
SD Belldandy{To Kasumi} : What are we gonna do with this food ....
SD Kasumi : What we usually do with Akane's leftover's ,
sell them to Mc'donald's!!!
SD Belldandy : Ah!!! That explain's the taste of their burger's ...
SD C-ko : Hey , Usagi and Serena are fighting ....
SD Serena : Moon scepter illumination....
SD Usagi : Moon princess halation!!!
SD Kasumi : Oh my...
SD Belldandy : This is not good...
SD Kasumi : Well ... That's Heaven's kitchen for this week
!!!
SD Belldandy : Next week will try something easier...
SD Kasumi : What is that....
SD Belldandy : We're gonna teach Urd how to cook....
SD Kasumi : Oh my....
The end......
SD = Super deformed....
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