Howabout a The Smurfs meet Sailor Moon fic?  Ha haha hahahahaha!!!
(I'd love to write that one)

	You are currently due to expire 3/3/96 (Just for suggesting it. :))

	Isabel Arantes

btw, I picked up the 'you are currently due to expire [date]' in a book
called 'Even Stupider Things Ever Said'